About Novell

[gekko513]

I'm researching which Linux distro to install and while doing that I decided to find out what Novell does since they own Suse Linux and all.

This is what the "About Novell" page on Novell's site looks like:

I'm still not sure exactly what they do, but it looks fun.

 

[russed]

that does look fun, if they sold that i would buy some!

 

[pseudobrit]

"Excuse me, but your balls are on my toes."

"Yes, and your ass is set around my neck."

 

[Mitthrawnuruodo]

How does he type...?

 

[russed]

How does he type...?

either with a super long tongue or if he is really strong he can do press ups and type with his nose!

 

[floriflee]

Maybe they use wires.

 

[mad jew]

What does she do if he has a sick day? There'll be no semi-horizontal, suited man standing on his hands that she can wrap her legs around and arseplant as she accepts folders from randomly outstretched hands... I guess she has to find something else to do on those days...

 

[kgarner]

How does he type...?

voice to text software. He just sits...er...stands...er...whatever...there and yells at the machine.