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Ctrl + Shift + Fn + F2 will make the Apple menu active and you can use the keyboard from there to open About This Mac
 
System Preferences -> keyboard -> shortcuts tab -> App Shortcuts -> (+)

Application: All Applications
Menu Title: About This Mac
Keyboard Shortcut: Set to whatever

Select Add
 
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