Amazon Selling Tanks?

Sweet, I'll take 6! Now I finally have something for all those people on my Christmas Shopping List who are so hard to buy for.... :cool:
 
A 6hp Tecumseh engine?! That things not going very far, much less 40mph. My lawnmower has a bigger engine than that.

(I hope that's a typo I just charged that 20 Grand to my VISA) Woo Hoo! Bring on the Bonus Miles
 
I love this.....I need an Atari 2600 to go with my tank...
and stinkbombs and itching powder for a full scale assault!
 

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Give me a fleet of these and some Gatling guns and let me go back in time and THEN let's see if Millard Filmore still decides to abandon the Whig party and if he still decides to grant territorial status to "New Mexico."

*reburies face in Twain's Connecticut Yankee*
 
I got one a few years ago in a moment of weakness. There was real problems right from the start... kept flipping over, and was unable to right itself... like one of those pill bugs. Plus, the neighbor's kid's BB gun went right throught it like it was buttah. Nearly put my eye out. We finally converted it into a changing room for our pool... that's okay because our house has a "Mad Max" motif.

Did you see their storefront? The have a tank.... and four lamps.
 
thedude110 said:
Their homepage -- featuring Automotive, Architecture, Lighting, Pyrotechnics and Interior Design.

NAODesign.net
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I like how on the website it says that it includes a free "donk" t-shirt. That and the $19,999.95 sticker price, it's not quite 20k, you'll save a nickel.
 
But they also sell a Flame Thrower - now why isn't that an option on the tank?!?!?

D :D
 

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This is such that Waiting for Guffman/Napoleon Dynamite style of humor, and that's why I'm laughing to the point of tears! LOL :p
 
Hahaha...

"I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank. "
 
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