Somewhat tongue-in-cheek blog post from Jean Louis Gassée. Just shows how one can cherry-picking quotes to support their agenda/biases or the impression they want to leave on their viewers.
http://www.mondaynote.com/2015/04/12/an-apple-watch-meta-review-reimagined/
http://www.mondaynote.com/2015/04/12/an-apple-watch-meta-review-reimagined/