Apple Cargo Pants

[mjdart]

Apple to soon be coming out with a new line of clothing designed around the Apple iPhone 6 and also will also be available in Plus sizes! These pants will take our precious iPhone 6s' out of those phone bending rear buttock pockets and those thunder thigh-pelvis crunch and bend zones. The pants will feature front thigh iPhone 6 sized pockets and plus sizes for the iPhone 6 Plus. They will also feature fabric color choices to match the phones.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/18/big-iphone-pockets_n_5839296.html

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_t..._for_oversize_iphone_6_and_iphone_6_plus.html

http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000312800#.

What will be next, pocket protectors designed by all the iPhone 6 case manufacturers!

 

[powerstrokin]

Apple to soon be coming out with a new line of clothing designed around the Apple iPhone 6 and also will also be available in Plus sizes! These pants will take our precious iPhone 6s' out of those phone bending rear buttock pockets and those thunder thigh-pelvis crunch and bend zones. The pants will feature front thigh iPhone 6 sized pockets and plus sizes for the iPhone 6 Plus. They will also feature fabric color choices to match the phones.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/18/big-iphone-pockets_n_5839296.html

http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_t..._for_oversize_iphone_6_and_iphone_6_plus.html

http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000312800#.

What will be next, pocket protectors designed by all the iPhone 6 case manufacturers!

Apple is not getting into clothing.

Also- as a person who's worn a uniform with cargo pockets for a decade, I can say they definitely come in handy. I don't know why people have such a big problem with them. Well, I guess I do, because I think skinny jeans are absolutely ridiculous.

 

[-Knight-]

lol, And i thought about buying some cargo shorts and pants myself when I got the 6+ haha

 

[mojolicious]

Apple is not getting into clothing.

Why not? They've been in the rag trade before, and now they have the former CEO of Burberry on the Board.

 

[mjdart]

Why not? They've been in the rag trade before, and now they have the former CEO of Burberry on the Board.

That's what I'M talking about................

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lol, And i thought about buying some cargo shorts and pants myself when I got the 6+ haha

I was actually planning on wearing my RL Polo Gellar Cargo shorts more often until I can determine if this phone really does need to be coddled.

 

[macher]

Apple is not getting into clothing.

Also- as a person who's worn a uniform with cargo pockets for a decade, I can say they definitely come in handy. I don't know why people have such a big problem with them. Well, I guess I do, because I think skinny jeans are absolutely ridiculous.

I wear cargo pants and shorts all the time.

 

[Ljohnson72]

No one should be wearing cargo shorts/pants.

 

[Apple fanboy]

No one should be wearing cargo shorts/pants.

Why? Nobody wants to see my butt in skinny jeans!

 

[Ljohnson72]

Why? Nobody wants to see my butt in skinny jeans?

There's this thing called properly fitting pants. In-between skin tight and baggy or cargo pants.

 

[powerstrokin]

No one should be wearing cargo shorts/pants.

There's this thing called properly fitting pants. In-between skin tight and baggy or cargo pants.

What's wrong with being utilitarian? My cargo pants fit fine, by the way. Sized just right, but with some pockets added. What's the big deal?

Mine don't have big giant pockets flapping around, mind you. They lay flat on the pant leg with nothing in them and if they are empty I always have the flap buttoned down.

Maybe it's just that the military had me wearing them forever and I'm partial to them.

 

[Apple fanboy]

There's this thing called properly fitting pants. In-between skin tight and baggy or cargo pants.

Thanks for the fashion tips.

 

[FieldingMellish]

I'll be wearing denim overalls with the hammer loop on the waist.