"Apple Hypochondria"
a dread disease caught by reading too much here and forgetting that Apple pretty much has engineered a product to work for a long time. When catching this disease you will suddenly lose sleep over:
1. your battery is hovering at 99%
2. your charger/case gets "too hot"
3. your disk speed is 10 units down from the average
4. your screen is a diff tinge than other screens you "heard about"
5. your SSD is the opposite of whatever is supposed to be the good one...
6. because you have returned multiple units to the apple store as they are not perfect, you know the apple genius by name...
and the big one :
7. you will spend more time running terminal to figure out your specs, disc and ssd tests to see how fast and inspecting of the machine for nicks, than actually using it and having fun....
Look out for this terrible malady.....
how many more can you think of others that pepper these boards?
a dread disease caught by reading too much here and forgetting that Apple pretty much has engineered a product to work for a long time. When catching this disease you will suddenly lose sleep over:
1. your battery is hovering at 99%
2. your charger/case gets "too hot"
3. your disk speed is 10 units down from the average
4. your screen is a diff tinge than other screens you "heard about"
5. your SSD is the opposite of whatever is supposed to be the good one...
6. because you have returned multiple units to the apple store as they are not perfect, you know the apple genius by name...
and the big one :
7. you will spend more time running terminal to figure out your specs, disc and ssd tests to see how fast and inspecting of the machine for nicks, than actually using it and having fun....
Look out for this terrible malady.....
how many more can you think of others that pepper these boards?
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