As much as I love (often against my better judgment) Apple and their products, occasionally they do something that just truly pisses me off beyond belief.
Basically I'm having a bit of trouble with my PowerBook at the moment (I can't be arsed to go into details), I'm currently visiting family in Coventry and I'm here until the end of this month when I zoom back down to London.
So I decide I'll give Apple a call to arrange for it to be picked up, sent away and fixed, I'm busy but it needs to be repaired. So I call up Apple this morning at 9am to arrange for it to be picked up, after going through the whole process of explaining the problem and getting my case number, towards the end of the conversation I'm told that Apple no longer pick up portables to be shipped to repair, instead I have to take it to an Authorised Repair Centre, now obviously I'm a bit peeved, I paid out for the AppleCare Warranty for a couple of reasons...
1. The reliability of PowerBooks, especially the Titanium's dodgy as f**k, I've lost count of the number of times 2 of mine have had to go back.
2. Convenience, if you have a problem they come and pick it up. Fix it. And return it. Happy days.
Now so it would seem, they no longer supply this service. I can only put this down to the astronomical amount it was costing Apple to continually pick up/return (for a time I was even on first name terms with the courier man) their portable ranges, which lets face it aren't exactly widely regarded for being the most reliable products on the face of the planet, what with the original TiBooks having logic board, screen issues, body flex issues, paint issues, iBooks with their dodge logic boards, the new PowerBooks with their white spots, and iffy batteries.
I have no reason to believe it was costing them anything less than a royal mint to provide this service, but now they've decided to pass this cost and inconvenience on to their AppleCare customers.
So after being told that they no longer picked up, I'm given details of the nearest Authorised Repair Centre to take it to. Now bare in mind I'm not in London at the moment, I'm in Coventry... which ain't exactly the capital, but neither is it hickstown, it's one of the largest cities in the country, next to the 2nd largest city in the country. So where is the closest Repair Centre??Bromsgrove.
Which is a bit of a pain when you consider that I don't own a car, and it's on a completely different railway line to Coventry, and probably the best part of 25/30 miles away. So I call up this Repair Centre... only to be told that they don't repair PowerBooks.
So I call Apple again and explain what has happened, not sounding at all surprised they then give me details of another Authorised Repair Centre, this time further away and in a different County... Droitwich. Can't say I was best pleased at having to travel even further to obtain a repair, but what can you do. So I call them... a nice cheery girl answers, only to inform me that they no longer carry out repairs under AppleCare.
So I call Apple again, explain what's going on and that how twice now, the 2 places they've supplied me with, don't actually fix Macs under AppleCare. 5 minutes of hold, and they come back and tell me they've spoken to another Repair Centre and that they fix PowerBooks, and surprise, surprise the pattern continues... this one is even further away, infact 2 counties and over 50 miles.... in Twekesbury. Unf**kin'believable.
As I stand at the moment... I have no idea for sure if they do actually repair PowerBooks, I've been trying to call them all morning and their phones just rings through, I emailed earlier but they've yet to reply.... so what was usually a 10-15 minute process to get my PowerBook picked up and repaired, I've now spent half the day getting pretty much no where.
So basically I'm in a situation where I have a shafted PowerBook, with AppleCare that at the moment I can't get repaired and indeed it would seem that when I eventually can, it'll take me a round journey of 200 miles to get it sorted.
So I'll make the assumption then, that Apple doesn't know where people can actually get their shafted products fixed, Apple thinks that everyone has access to a car, that people outside of London don't mind making journey's of 200 miles to drop off, and pick up shafted products, and that it's better that their customers deal with the associated costs, downtime and MAJOR inconvenience even after forking out for the extra 'peace of mind' Premium Service that is AppleCare to get their products repaired.
I've thus come to the conclusion that I'm a sh*t magnet. No matter what it is... if it's sh*t it'll find me.
G
Basically I'm having a bit of trouble with my PowerBook at the moment (I can't be arsed to go into details), I'm currently visiting family in Coventry and I'm here until the end of this month when I zoom back down to London.
So I decide I'll give Apple a call to arrange for it to be picked up, sent away and fixed, I'm busy but it needs to be repaired. So I call up Apple this morning at 9am to arrange for it to be picked up, after going through the whole process of explaining the problem and getting my case number, towards the end of the conversation I'm told that Apple no longer pick up portables to be shipped to repair, instead I have to take it to an Authorised Repair Centre, now obviously I'm a bit peeved, I paid out for the AppleCare Warranty for a couple of reasons...
1. The reliability of PowerBooks, especially the Titanium's dodgy as f**k, I've lost count of the number of times 2 of mine have had to go back.
2. Convenience, if you have a problem they come and pick it up. Fix it. And return it. Happy days.
Now so it would seem, they no longer supply this service. I can only put this down to the astronomical amount it was costing Apple to continually pick up/return (for a time I was even on first name terms with the courier man) their portable ranges, which lets face it aren't exactly widely regarded for being the most reliable products on the face of the planet, what with the original TiBooks having logic board, screen issues, body flex issues, paint issues, iBooks with their dodge logic boards, the new PowerBooks with their white spots, and iffy batteries.
I have no reason to believe it was costing them anything less than a royal mint to provide this service, but now they've decided to pass this cost and inconvenience on to their AppleCare customers.
So after being told that they no longer picked up, I'm given details of the nearest Authorised Repair Centre to take it to. Now bare in mind I'm not in London at the moment, I'm in Coventry... which ain't exactly the capital, but neither is it hickstown, it's one of the largest cities in the country, next to the 2nd largest city in the country. So where is the closest Repair Centre??Bromsgrove.
Which is a bit of a pain when you consider that I don't own a car, and it's on a completely different railway line to Coventry, and probably the best part of 25/30 miles away. So I call up this Repair Centre... only to be told that they don't repair PowerBooks.
So I call Apple again and explain what has happened, not sounding at all surprised they then give me details of another Authorised Repair Centre, this time further away and in a different County... Droitwich. Can't say I was best pleased at having to travel even further to obtain a repair, but what can you do. So I call them... a nice cheery girl answers, only to inform me that they no longer carry out repairs under AppleCare.
So I call Apple again, explain what's going on and that how twice now, the 2 places they've supplied me with, don't actually fix Macs under AppleCare. 5 minutes of hold, and they come back and tell me they've spoken to another Repair Centre and that they fix PowerBooks, and surprise, surprise the pattern continues... this one is even further away, infact 2 counties and over 50 miles.... in Twekesbury. Unf**kin'believable.
As I stand at the moment... I have no idea for sure if they do actually repair PowerBooks, I've been trying to call them all morning and their phones just rings through, I emailed earlier but they've yet to reply.... so what was usually a 10-15 minute process to get my PowerBook picked up and repaired, I've now spent half the day getting pretty much no where.
So basically I'm in a situation where I have a shafted PowerBook, with AppleCare that at the moment I can't get repaired and indeed it would seem that when I eventually can, it'll take me a round journey of 200 miles to get it sorted.
So I'll make the assumption then, that Apple doesn't know where people can actually get their shafted products fixed, Apple thinks that everyone has access to a car, that people outside of London don't mind making journey's of 200 miles to drop off, and pick up shafted products, and that it's better that their customers deal with the associated costs, downtime and MAJOR inconvenience even after forking out for the extra 'peace of mind' Premium Service that is AppleCare to get their products repaired.
I've thus come to the conclusion that I'm a sh*t magnet. No matter what it is... if it's sh*t it'll find me.
G