Apple's new Laptop

[greenhat]

Apple is developing a new laptop which substitutes the traditional keyboard and replaces it with an LCD touch display. This is insider information.

 

[applelabs]

So it's like a giant Nintendo DS?

 

[0007776]

And how did you get this information?

 

[dejo]

Is it something like this?:

http://www.axiotron.com/

 

[benthewraith]

Apple is developing a new laptop which substitutes the traditional keyboard and replaces it with an LCD touch display. This is insider information.

You do realize that Steve has custom built spyware made directly for the Mac that tells him whether his employees are leaking information, right?

 

[EstorilM]

Why didn't I think of that?

 

[NotFound]

This is insider information.

Big Foot and the abominable snow man are partnering with Apple to develop fictitious technology for fairy tale characters. DO NOT LEAK THIS!!!

 

[virus1]

Apple is developing a new laptop which substitutes the traditional keyboard and replaces it with an LCD touch display. This is insider information.

haha. we believe you.

 

[0007776]

This is insider information.

Big Foot and the abominable snow man are partnering with Apple to develop fictitious technology for fairy tale characters. DO NOT LEAK THIS!!!

I knew it was going to happen.

 

[benthewraith]

haha. we believe you.

We do?

 

[n-abounds]

I'm not gonna believe this until I see a picture of it in an elevator.

 

[0007776]

We do?

Yes we all believe him.

 

[benthewraith]

Yes we all believe him.

I very clearly knew you were being sarcastic. All in jest. All in jest.

I'm not gonna believe this until I see a picture of it in an elevator.

Nah, I prefer escalators. And they have to be decent escalators, with the glass sides, not any of that cold metal sides...then I'll believe it.

 

[SkyBell]

Obviously, everyone is skeptical.

But, what if he is right? Then we would owe him an apology.

 

[0007776]

Obviously, everyone is skeptical.

But, what if he is right? Then we would owe him an apology.

If he is right I'll buy him one.

 

[benthewraith]

Obviously, everyone is skeptical.

But, what if he is right? Then we would owe him an apology.

If he's right, then he gets the added luxury of knowing he's right and sharing the information with the general public first. As a leaker, he should know that people are going to be skeptical, this is common sense.

 

[yg17]

I believe him....

I walked into a random elevator and found a prototype of this same laptop just sitting in there.

 

[0007776]

I believe him....

I walked into a random elevator and found a prototype of this same laptop just sitting in there.

Did you take any pictures with your phone?

 

[virus1]

I believe him....

I walked into a random elevator and found a prototype of this same laptop just sitting in there.

lucky... that happened to me with the iphone, but nobody believed me.

 

[SkyBell]

Did you take any pictures with your phone?

Furthermore, was your phone an iPhone?

 

[AppleGuy08]

*SNEEZE* oh sorry, im allergic to bull sh*t