AT&T employee's craigslist ad made me lmao!

[Loves2spoon]

Here's the ad from craigslist. Gave me a good laugh!


white iphone 4 64gb

Hi, I work for at&t and just wanted to give you people who were thinking of buying a iphone 4. Do not buy a iphone 4 32gb for over $500 their not worth it in fact it should be no more then $500 for the iphone 32gb and iphone 4 16gb should be around $400 because of the antenna issues. The new white iphone 4 64gb won't have any antenna issues like the early iphone 4 models so be patient and wait for the new model. The white iphone 4 64gb should be coming this fall for $300 to $400 with a 2 year contract and around $700 to $900 without.

 

[Applejuiced]

Oh yeah

 

[saving107]

White iPhone 4?? White iPhone 4??, oh yeah, I've heard of that, I used to read books about the white iPhone 4 while I was in the 5th grade. I used to love those mythology books, I'd always wondered if those stories were actually true.

White iPhone 4 64Gb, what a joke.

 

[koilvr]

NO its Confirmed a apple genius told me it was going to be here for the holidays. CONFIRMED!!!!

 

[saving107]

NO its Confirmed a apple genius told me it was going to be here for the holidays. CONFIRMED!!!!

I want to believe you so much, you said CONFIRMED in all caps with 4 exclamations points, so you must not be lying.

 

[Applejuiced]

I want to believe you so much, you said CONFIRMED in all caps with 4 exclamations points, so you must not be lying.

Its only confirmed if he put it in all caps and bold.
So its only half way confirmed

 

[Geckotek]

I asked my monkey/oracle. He says it's true!!!

 

[TheConfuzed1]

My Magic 8-Ball says, "Outlook not so good."

 

[GoCubsGo]

The grammar is just bad enough to make me believe it.

 

[samcraig]

The grammar is just bad enough to make me believe it.

Right? I guess I can tell everyone now via Craig's List that I'm a secret agent AND I work for NASA. But in my spare time, as a hobby, I'm a biochemist who discovered the cure for stupidity.

 

[sniffies]

Gosh, I hate people who does'nt know how too spell and have bad grammer.

 

[iUser4Lyfe]

My Magic 8-Ball says, "Outlook not so good."

Obviously talking about Outlook express not being to good.

 

[FliByFow]

He knows man,


He knows.

 

[maturola]

The court released a sketch of the AT&T employee

 

[xenuprime]

I call shenanigans!

I was playing parcheesee with Steve Jobs this yesterday and he never mentioned this. He did however tell me that a Coldplay edition iPhone 4 will be out this fall/early next Groundhog day.

Oh yeah....CONFIRMED!!!!!

 

[maflynn]

NO its Confirmed a apple genius told me it was going to be here for the holidays. CONFIRMED!!!!

So its official. Since your post has the word confirmed (in all caps no less) its the gospel truth. You should notify Ars and engadget (but not gizmodo they're despised here) and tell them the white iphone will be here for the holidays. You heard straight from an apple store genius and we all know that Steve Jobs notifies those folks before anyone else. Don't forget to add the word confirmed when you tell them

 

[saving107]

Oh yeah....CONFIRMED!!!!!

People, this guy is telling the truth. He used All Caps, Bold Font, 5 exclamation points (thats a record) and its underlined

 

[xenuprime]

People, this guy is telling the truth. He used All Caps, Bold Font, 5 exclamation points (thats a record) and its underlined

I am glad someone recognizes an official statement when he sees it

 

[TheConfuzed1]

Obviously talking about Outlook express not being to good.

Funny. I guess the old 8-ball is pretty smart afterall then, eh? 

 

[lorenwade]

People, this guy is telling the truth. He used All Caps, Bold Font, 5 exclamation points (thats a record) and its underlined

Now that made me LOL.

 

[Rajani Isa]

Right? I guess I can tell everyone now via Craig's List that I'm a secret agent AND I work for NASA. But in my spare time, as a hobby, I'm a biochemist who discovered the cure for stupidity.

We already have a cure for stupidity.