Automatic login for college's Cisco Clean Access?

[Chris4943]

Can I set up my iphone so that it automatically logs into my college's stupid Cisco Clean Access thing that requires me to resubmit my username and password every single freaking day??? I'm not a Russian hacker wit leet haxor skillz yo, I just wanna be able to zone out on facebook while the professor is droning on like any God fearing red blooded American student, WITHOUT having to go thru airport security every damn time.

 

[44267547]

Get real.

 

[Chris4943]

Get real.

I'm trying to. My realness is obviously lacking, as evidenced by needing to create a thread to ask you real G's to help a cracka out.

In an attempt to ruffle as few ultra sensitive feathers as possible, I tried googling it and figuring it out all by myself. 2 hours later and command prompts and scripts and I've gotten absolutely nowhere, and I really should be studying anyway. It doesn't seem like an insane ask, but for some reason I can't figure it out on my own. I throw myself on your mercy.