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Bachelor Party Suggestions

Mal

Mal

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Jan 6, 2002
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I'm planning out a bachelor party for me older brother, who be signin' up for the old ball and chain in a couple o' weeks. I be lookin' for ideas to mess with him and provide the rest of us wit a little o' entertainment, if you know what I mean. Only one rule was given to me: no strippers (which does include all other forms of naked or scantily clad women). Beyond that, I fear he is at our mercy (so long as he knows it's us doing things, since he is inevitably armed to the teeth, what with being an officer of the law and all that).

Savvy?

jW

(Actually, I should also add that I am not particularly interested in things that would get him drunk or anything of that nature, I'm more just looking for generally humiliating and funny things to do to him or make him do. It also should be good natured and not the sort of things that will cause him to hold a terrible grudge, due to previously mentioned reasons, along with no ill feelings towards him.)
 
Give everyone T Shirts with a bad photo of him printed on them - a really bad child one if possible. Out in the bar you can tell everyone its him.


And strippers - there's gotta be strippers! :)
 
Fly Melissa Midwest out for a private booking (oh yes she takes private bookings for bachelor parties). :eek:
 
Hmm, no strippers and no booze.

When I scratch those off my bachelor party list, that leaves only guns and blow!!!

Since he is a cop, both of those should be in the same room at the station. Buy a bunch of watermelons and draw pictures of his fiance' on them.

Nothin says lovin like blowin stuff up!

Or you could just have a waterballoon fight, make silly tshirts, sing campfire songs and put shaving cream on the first guy to fall asleep, tehehe, tehehe, tehehe!!.......:(
 
-Mal

Having been a Best Man three times the best advice I can give is: Do it at least 48 hours out from the ceremony.

Why?

1. Groom's consciousness is recommended.
2. Any bleeding would have been stopped by then.
3. Puking on the clergy is generally a bad thing.
 
See if his training is any good, take him out for some paint balling! You can then heal his wounds with the comforts of fully clothed company of the female persuasion...

**** the rules, ITS A BACHELOR PARTY!
 
kingjr3 said:
See if his training is any good, take him out for some paint balling! You can then heal his wounds with the comforts of fully clothed company of the female persuasion...

**** the rules, ITS A BACHELOR PARTY!
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-kingjr3

Dammit! Why haven't I thought of that?!? And I've been 'balling for 15 years!
 
I'd say you strip him down...wax him all over, dress him up as a hooker and take him to the wrong side of the tracks and pimp him out. Even better if you can get some of his friends from work in on it and have him taken "down to the station".
 
put glitter inside the rim of his police hat. That way the wife will think he went to a strip club.

... although, I have a feeling the other cops might have this prank on lockdown already!
 
Only one rule was given to me
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YOUR supposed to be making the rules :D

Might as well just have a Tea party then!

J/K - do you live near a Ballpark or an Arena, maybe a good Baseball game and Ahem - some soda :p
 
Get a swimming cap.
Place large ink covered thumb on swim cap.
Make groom wear all night to remind him he now answers to only one. His wife. :p
 
I think I might combine one of the suggestions here with another given to me elsewhere: buy the largest size underwear available (and I'm probably going to get girls underwear after mad jew's suggestion), have everyone sign it, and then make him wear it on the outside of his clothes all evening long. Oh, and patrick0brien, we're doing it a week before the wedding, and we were going to go paintballing, but we decided he'd prefer more time to hang out with everyone there, so we're going bowling instead. We're then taking him to Bennigans or a similar restaurant for dinner, so anything that would fit into those general plans would be great.

jW
 
Yes, my fiance has told me that already. ;) I'm not planning on wearing it though, he is, and it'll be outside his clothes, so maybe it won't matter.

jW
 
Mal said:
I'm planning out a bachelor party for me older brother
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Awesome!!

no strippers (which does include all other forms of naked or scantily clad women)

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I am not particularly interested in things that would get him drunk or anything of that nature

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It also should be good natured
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Um...wow. You're not much of a party animal, are you?

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