This just struck me as oddly amusing and a little weird:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/01/19/MNGK3GPM6J1.DTL
I especially love this part:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/01/19/MNGK3GPM6J1.DTL
I especially love this part:
I've had bad neighbors before, but the most they ever did was take an axe to the cable TV converter box on the street in front of our home. Of course, it took out our cable, which was the intended effect, but then they had to pay a bunch of fines to the cable company to have it repaired.SF Chronicle said:Bertone's two-story home is protected by barbed wire. Milk crates and pallets line the roof on one side. The windows are boarded up, and the wood is painted black.
Bertone has at least four satellite dishes and a dozen antennas on the roof with wires leading to trees. His side fence is topped with hubcaps, and his backyard is covered by blue tarps.