Best or Funniest iPhone 5 One-Liner Review / Comment You Read or Heard

[apierrec]

SlashGear: With the iPhone 5, though, it's been love at first swipe.

 

[jabingla2810]

Not as good as the Galaxy S3.

 

[apierrec]

haha

Specs Obsessed & Fans of Tacky Large Mobile Phone Screens "Tech Writers" (after seeing it for a few minutes at the keynote launch) & iHaters (who have not seen or use it yet on person) Predictable Obligatory Comments Everywhere: Boringly uninnovative.