Best post ever from Fake Steve Jobs

[AlBDamned]

Regarding a "lunch" with Fester - a.k.a Monkey Man - a.k.a Steve Ballmer...

Link: My Lunch With Fester...

 

[rdowns]

That was funny.

Instead of having a fancy lunch brought in I took them down to the Apple cafeteria so my serfs could see me leading the enemy king around on a leash. Stepped into a deli and Ballmer goes up and tilts his head back and starts scanning the menu on the wall, going, "Unh, unh, lessee ..." and one of our guys in line shouts out, "PASTRAMI, PASTRAMI, PASTRAMI, PASTRAMI!!!!"

siooma

 

[SkyBell]

Frackin™ hilarious.

 

[Mike Teezie]

The end got me pretty good. I was laughing hard enough for my girlfriend to come in here and see what I was on about.

The Steve Jobs clone is pretty funny too.....

 

[tomoisyourgod]

hahahahahahahahahaahahaaha that's well good

"and how one of his kids brought home a MacBook Pro and was loving it but unfortunately it suffered a little accident involving a Ford Explorer, boohoo"