With all the uproar over the horrific and insulting notch, I wanted to take a second and send some love to everyone’s new favorite ex-girlfriend, Huge Bezel.
We didn’t appreciate you for so long…. “You’re ugly, you’re wasted space, you have no reason for being…“ But now, only AFTER it’s over, do we realize that Huge Bezel was The One.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be scrolling through adult websites, looking for hot bezel videos, and crying into my notched iPhone.
We didn’t appreciate you for so long…. “You’re ugly, you’re wasted space, you have no reason for being…“ But now, only AFTER it’s over, do we realize that Huge Bezel was The One.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be scrolling through adult websites, looking for hot bezel videos, and crying into my notched iPhone.