BREAKING: iPhone 5 Deliveries Delayed

[rdowns]

Yikes!

CUPERTINO - Millions of iPhone 5 users will be disappointed due to delays in delivery schedules. Apparently, delivery drivers the world over are getting lost due to the Maps application in iOS 6.

 

[flopticalcube]

Yikes!

Onion article?

 

[killerrobot]

I though it was going to say delivery drivers are stealing all the phones... thanks for the chuckle.

 

[GoCubsGo]

HAHAHA That would be absolutely hilarious if deliveries were delayed. These kids would lose their ****!

 

[rdowns]

Onion article?

Nope, my own.

 

[flopticalcube]

Nope, my own.

You have found a new calling!

 

[imaketouchtheme]

This is perfect.

 

[bigjnyc]

I wonder how many near heart attacks you are causing as some of the people here click on this thread with their fingers shaking...

 

[rdowns]

I wonder how many near heart attacks you are causing as some of the people here click on this thread with their fingers shaking...

Hey, I didn't put the thread in the iPhone forum.

 

[rick snagwell]

Hey, I didn't put the thread in the iPhone forum.

super funny, good work.

i'd say 80% those kids don't even know about the 'community' forum!

 

[Jessica Lares]

I wonder how many near heart attacks you are causing as some of the people here click on this thread with their fingers shaking...

I didn't even order one and I almost had one.

 

[mobilehaathi]

hahahahahahaha, excellent.

 

[decafjava]

Excellent!!!

 

[Abstract]

Sooooo......carrier pigeons until then?