Britney Spears New Job?

[aricher]

Head shaving Britney Spears isn't crazy, she's just prepping for her role in the remake of Star Trek - The Motion Picture:

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[ezzie]

HAH!

that would explain so much that really needs....explaining.

 

[adrianblaine]

Who would they replace Stephen Collins with though? It would be really weird to have him be Commander Decker again...

 

[aricher]

Who would they replace Stephen Collins with though? It would be really weird to have him be Commander Decker again...

Hmmm- good point. Let's come up with some options & I'll see what I can do.

 

[dllavaneras]

First laugh of the day
I wonder how many pages this thread will get. The last one about BS had at least four pages...

 

[adrianblaine]

Hmmm- good point. Let's come up with some options & I'll see what I can do.

How about...

 

[aricher]

Keep 'em coming folks.

 

[dejo]

Keep 'em coming folks.

Wait, why is he grabbing her abdomen?

 

[aricher]

Wait, why is he grabbing her abdomen?

Heimlich? Maybe some Red Bull & Cheetos went down the wrong pipe?

 

[dejo]

Heimlich? Maybe some Red Bull went down the wrong pipe?

Perhaps. But it was intended as a hint to photoshop him grabbing her chest instead.

 

[GoCubsGo]

I could care less what spin they try to put on her. She's over. She had a great career and she treated it like trash. She deserves to end up on VH1 "When they were Stars". Good Riddance!

 

[Swarmlord]

Too bad she's forgotten what got her the fame in the first place. I've never seen someone scramble to get attention like this that was older than 13.

 

[jsw]

Wait, why is he grabbing her abdomen?

He's not. He's grabbing the third breast she had implanted there as a publicity stunt.

 

[aricher]

He's not. He's grabbing the third breast she had implanted there as a publicity stunt.

Yeah, that's it, in the future all pop stars will have 3rd breasts.

Britney & K-Fed - Together again... poor bastard.

 

[dllavaneras]

Heimlich? Maybe some Red Bull went down the wrong pipe?

Hehehe

When I first looked at the title of this thread, I had a whole different though about the "new job" BS had

 

[2nyRiggz]

Wow the bald chick is cute(very)......not Britney.




Bless

 

[Spock]

How about...

Nope, fan confusion, thats Captan Archer. Britney Would be an insult to Star Trek.

 

[phungy]

That's some pretty good photoshop, I wouldn't have been able to tell!

 

[adrianblaine]

Nope, fan confusion, thats Captan Archer. Britney Would be an insult to Star Trek.

I thought about fan confusion when I put the picture up, but they just look so darn similar. I didn't care for the Motion Picture anyway, so Britney wouldn't insult me as a Star Trek fan, because it probably can't get any more boring than the original. Besides, now that we know V-ger is what created the first "Borg", they could bring that into the remake a little bit. That would spice things up.