Brokeback Mountain shopping list.

[Chundles]

I mean no offense by this OK guys, please don't take it the wrong way. I found it on another thread and thought it was a crack up. I have nothing against gay people at all, and I hope everyone can see this for what it is - just a bit of taking the piss....I hate feeling like I have to write a disclaimer. People here should know I am in no way prejudiced against anyone.... except those damned bigots...

Here it is, the Brokeback Mountain Shopping List:

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey


WEEK THREE
Beans
Pancetta
Espresso
Whiskey


WEEK FOUR
Fresh Fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles good Chardonnay


WEEK FIVE
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay

 

[Abstract]

AAHAHHAHAHAH!!!






(I don't get it)

 

[jonparadise]

I'm gay myself Chundles, and took it right way!

Funny stuff.

 

[jonparadise]

AAHAHHAHAHAH!!!






(I don't get it)

I think it's meant to mean they were living a bit like your average cowboy at the start, and by the end were a little more 'finessed' if that's a word.