Maybe reading the rules should be part of joining macrumors sort of like a driving license test. There could be multiple choice questions like...
When posting a new topic the best title is
A, "Help" This ensures that hardly anyone will respond to your query because you are too fracking lazy, stupid, or just plain inconsiderate to give others a clue what your problem may be and other members who give a damn about the usuability of the forum have to alert a moderator to change the title.
or
B, A brief but relevant title that clearly indicates the nature of the problem.