shecky
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i hate credit card companies. my conversation with Capital One an hour ago:
Me: id like to cancel this card
Them: why?
M: because i have just gotten another card with a much lower rate, a higher credit limit and no annual fee, and i have no need for this one any longer.
T: what rate are you getting on the new card?
M: X%
T: what if i could give you X-5% on this card for you to keep it and waive the fee. that way you have both cards!
M: because i do not need to have that much open credit and i have no need for two cards.
T: but its a great rate!
M: well, how about this, since the new card i just got is also with capital one, how about i cancel this card and you give me the rate of X-5% you just offered me on the one i just opened up?
T: *** crickets ***
M: I thought so. just cancel the card and stop wasting my time, please.
T: certainly, sir.
since i rarely if ever carry a balance on cards anymore the rate difference is almost irrelevant. i just love the way you say "cancel" and they get out the kneepads to keep you on board.
Me: id like to cancel this card
Them: why?
M: because i have just gotten another card with a much lower rate, a higher credit limit and no annual fee, and i have no need for this one any longer.
T: what rate are you getting on the new card?
M: X%
T: what if i could give you X-5% on this card for you to keep it and waive the fee. that way you have both cards!
M: because i do not need to have that much open credit and i have no need for two cards.
T: but its a great rate!
M: well, how about this, since the new card i just got is also with capital one, how about i cancel this card and you give me the rate of X-5% you just offered me on the one i just opened up?
T: *** crickets ***
M: I thought so. just cancel the card and stop wasting my time, please.
T: certainly, sir.
since i rarely if ever carry a balance on cards anymore the rate difference is almost irrelevant. i just love the way you say "cancel" and they get out the kneepads to keep you on board.