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Cash-in-buttocks man in M25 [London] ban

edesignuk

edesignuk

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Mar 25, 2002
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A man who stole cash and belongings from train passengers has been banned from entering London for two years.

Peter Abbott, 46, repeatedly boarded trains to take items from overhead racks, Southwark Crown Court was told.

When he was arrested in April, police discovered £280 in cash hidden between his buttocks.

Abbott was banned from going inside the M25 for two years and given a six-month suspended jail sentence. He must also stay at his father's Liverpool address.
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BBC.

:D
 
I don't know about you guys, but i use my wallet to store money:p

I wonder how the police thought to look there!
 
Does he not have pockets??

I suppose he might be pick pocketed, but butt-pocketed??

Also, where does he keep his keys?? Hanging on his ... ?
 
JG271 said:
I don't know about you guys, but i use my wallet to store money:p

I wonder how the police thought to look there!
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probably saw a massive lump there and then realized with no pooh smell that it might be something else.

or maybe he ripped a big fart and bills started poofing out his pants like feathers coming out of a pillow?

now, that would be funny.
 
Recorder Deborah Champion said:
"That will prevent you from coming to London stations to steal."
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Well that's just great, Debbie. How many stations are there in Liverpool?
 
American Priest "D'you know what I do with $100? I wipe my ass with it."
Father Ted "My God! And can that still be used as legal tender?"

:D
 
So presumably he refuses to steal outside the M25. :confused:

On another note...edesignuk, time to change the avatar?
 
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