I created a special web site for all those iPad h8ers who think it's "just a big" iPod Touch, using the same amount of creativity that it took to form that opinion. I eventually want to turn this into a kind of joke site like hillaryismomjeans.com was a couple years ago (don't bother going there now; it's just a spam site). What I need from you all is ideas for other things that are "just a big" something else, and the funnier and more ill-informed they sound, the better. I'll compile a list of the best ones and change the page so that each time you refresh it you'll get a random one.
http://www.justabig.com
http://www.justabig.com