Condoms?

[jer446]

Lol knew that title would get ya! My brother is graduating this year, and i would like to get him a cool "cool brother" present. So i was thinking.. hmm.. whats the thing he is going to love most about college?? Of course, the girls! So i wanted to get him like a wall mounted condom dispencer or something like that.. it would be funny i think..
Any other suggestions for a good present??

 

[mikeyredk]

Uhh that would probably scare all the girls away rather than bringing them in

 

[clayj]

I would suggest almost anything BUT that... it may seem funny, but anyone with a condom dispenser hanging on their wall may find that it scares women, not to mention a lot of guys, right out of their room.

How about a dart board and a nice set of darts? (Or two.)

 

[D0ct0rteeth]

Uhh that would probably scare all the girls away rather than bringing them in

Damn, then those condoms would REALLY work.

Seriously - no way to get a girl pregnant.

- Doc

 

[buryyourbrideau]

if he drinks.

one of those Jagermeister keg things.

They're like 300 dollars but wicked sweet.

JAGER KEG!

 

[neocell]

How about a gum ball machine, then he could put whatever he wanted in there, given the appropriate size constrictions
Or one of these

 

[bursty]

if he drinks.

one of those Jagermeister keg things.

They're like 300 dollars but wicked sweet.

JAGER KEG!

Those suck. The Jager gets all gunked up and its a pain in the ass to clean.

Wall mounted condom dispender would be awesome. Go steal one from a gas station bathroom.

 

[mad jew]

If you give your brother condoms, he might get the wrong impression...

Maybe get him alcohol and a towel.

 

[0098386]

I would suggest almost anything BUT that... it may seem funny, but anyone with a condom dispenser hanging on their wall may find that it scares women, not to mention a lot of guys, right out of their room.

How about a dart board and a nice set of darts? (Or two.)

Sounds like a plan.

Condoms would scare a girl away, unless they were of those uber-confident or uber-drunk varieties. Which might be good, guys don't seem to like good girls anymore. *shrugs*

Darts, pool table. some kind of competitive thing that he can beat everyone at sounds good.

 

[eva01]

Sounds like a plan.

Condoms would scare a girl away, unless they were of those uber-confident or uber-drunk varieties. Which might be good, guys don't seem to like good girls anymore. *shrugs*

Darts, pool table. some kind of competitive thing that he can beat everyone at sounds good.

I don't know i consider my girlfriend to be a "good girl" however she is the one that carries the condoms for us :/

 

[jsw]

I don't know i consider my girlfriend to be a "good girl" however she is the one that carries the condoms for us :/

I would think that would make her a very good girl.

 

[Bubbasteve]

Get him a couple cases of beer or some nic hard alcohol and get him one of those neon lights that say Miller Lite or any other company

 

[jsw]

...get him one of those neon lights that say Miller Lite or any other company

Yup. Nothing brings in the ladies like a neon beer sign. Especially if it's next to a wall-mounted condom dispenser. Makes 'em feel special.

 

[eva01]

Yup. Nothing brings in the ladies like a neon beer sign. Especially if it's next to a wall-mounted condom dispenser. Makes 'em feel special.

the special of the day is more like it hahah

 

[2nyRiggz]

You are thinking about giving your brother jimmies for a gift ....might as well get him the hookers at the point too.


Bless

 

[jadekitty24]

Never in my life did I it occur to me that condoms would be a cool "cool gift".
Maybe don't get him anything...that may be best.

 

[vniow]

 

[Stridder44]

 

[tangerineyum]

the condom dispenser is an excellent idea, if it scares a few girls thats fineeeee. it will work well to weed out the boring kids and attract all the "cool" super fun kids. bwahahaha

 

[Abstract]

Darts, pool table. some kind of competitive thing that he can beat everyone at sounds good.

Darts in his room when going to college = bad idea. Someone's bound to get hurt. Pool table in his room = sweeeeet.

 

[Peyton]

If you give your brother condoms, he might get the wrong impression...

Maybe get him alcohol and a towel.

I can only hope that you were thinking the same 'impression' I was thinking

 

[Airforce]

Sounds like a plan.

Condoms would scare a girl away, unless they were of those uber-confident or uber-drunk varieties. Which might be good, guys don't seem to like good girls anymore. *shrugs*

Darts, pool table. some kind of competitive thing that he can beat everyone at sounds good.

A pool table? Where the hell is this guy staying? lol My dorm for the first year was a cell block!

 

[Abstract]

Can he do homework on his new pool table? Yes
Can he convert it into a bed at night? Yes


Pool table in a bedroom = The Practical Choice™

 

[Stridder44]

Can he do homework on his new pool table? Yes
Can he convert it into a bed at night? Yes


Pool table in a bedroom = The Practical Choice™

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[job]

Can he do homework on his new pool table? Yes
Can he convert it into a bed at night? Yes


Pool table in a bedroom = The Practical Choice™

The pool table in my freshmen dorm had some questionable stains on it as well...

So I guess condoms and a pool table would be the best combo.