If only all our news was reported this accurately. 
Couple who met at university to marry
November 16, 2010 by Guest Writer · 3 Comments
By James Browne
Two people who went to university together are to get married, it has emerged.
William Windsor (or possibly Saxe-Coburg-Gotha) and Kate Middleton, both 28, met at St Andrews University eight years ago.
Mr Windsor is a Flight Lieutenant in the RAF and also a prince.
Wall-to-wall, dewy-eyed hysterical coverage can be found in every other media outlet.