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I have a good joke about Ferrari owners:

So a chicken and a horse are in a farmer's farm. The horse falls into a hole. He screams out for help and the chicken says "sure, let me get my ferrari", so he runs of, gets his car and ties a rope with one end attached to the car, and the other onto the horse. He then drives his Ferrari away, pulling the horse out.

The next day the chicken falls into a hole. He screams out for help and the horse says "sure, but I can't drive, so you'll have to climb up my dick". He then sends his penis down the hole, and the chicken climbs up it.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a ferrari to pick up chicks...
 
I have a good joke about Ferrari owners:

So a chicken and a horse are in a farmer's farm. The horse falls into a hole. He screams out for help and the chicken says "sure, let me get my ferrari", so he runs of, gets his car and ties a rope with one end attached to the car, and the other onto the horse. He then drives his Ferrari away, pulling the horse out.

The next day the chicken falls into a hole. He screams out for help and the horse says "sure, but I can't drive, so you'll have to climb up my dick". He then sends his penis down the hole, and the chicken climbs up it.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a ferrari to pick up chicks...

...but if you're a chick, you need a Ferrari to pick up someone hung like a horse?
 
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