Early 2026 mac5000 1,1

[Certificate of Excellence]

My kindergartener designed his own MacBook named MAC5000. It has new Apple intelligence driven snacktron4 technology with active good/bad taste preference technology (TPT) as well as USB-a legacy (I/o) because “usbc is stupid” lol. Interestingly he said that was also his key/lock that only functioned in conjunction with a numeric PIN. I did ask him why there was no alphabet keyboard and he said it was voice typing. Then I asked him why there are number keys and he said because if he said his PW out loud, people would here it, hence the number keys.

Anyhow, a little crafting fun this Labor Day.

 

[Apple fanboy]

My kindergartener designed his own MacBook named MAC5000. It has new Apple intelligence driven snacktron4 technology with active good/bad taste preference technology (TPT) as well as USB-a legacy (I/o) because “usbc is stupid” lol. Interestingly he said that was also his key/lock that only functioned in conjunction with a numeric PIN. I did ask him why there was no alphabet keyboard and he said it was voice typing. Then I asked him why there are number keys and he said because if he said his PW out loud, people would here it, hence the number keys.

Anyhow, a little crafting fun this Labor Day.




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Can you upgrade the RAM? Looks like a fun project he spent a good amount of time on!

Tell him AFB approves!

 

[chown33]

I want to know about Snacktron 5 rumors. In particular, will there be an external USB version, so I can attach it to any existing Mac. I have an older Mac mini that would make a terrific snack server.

 

[maflynn]

Anyhow, a little crafting fun this Labor Day

Oh that's awesome, very imaginative and nicely done

 

[Scepticalscribe]

My kindergartener designed his own MacBook named MAC5000. It has new Apple intelligence driven snacktron4 technology with active good/bad taste preference technology (TPT) as well as USB-a legacy (I/o) because “usbc is stupid” lol. Interestingly he said that was also his key/lock that only functioned in conjunction with a numeric PIN. I did ask him why there was no alphabet keyboard and he said it was voice typing. Then I asked him why there are number keys and he said because if he said his PW out loud, people would here it, hence the number keys.

Anyhow, a little crafting fun this Labor Day.




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No alphabet keyboard?

Other than that, an impressive, original and excellent design; I am much taken with the Snacktron 4, though, that strikes me as something that could be tweaked endlessly. (My version would include an option for some classic Cheese'n'Onion Crisps.......)

 

[MultiFinder17]

Waiting for the reviews to come out before I pull the trigger. I need to make sure Safari is snappier.

 

[Certificate of Excellence]

Huh, ok so I learned something new about this prototype. It is light as paper so it can easily be attached to ones bedroom door (with tape for example. Why you might ask? Because, the MB5K 1,1 can connect via BT to ones smartdoor (patent pending), becoming a locking mechanism for the bedroom door of course. Evidently little toddler brothers coming in and making messes that middle kiddo has to clean up is a serious problem in the certofex household LOL. Anyhow, you can only get in if you:

A.) Know the numeric password
B.) Have a proprietary issued-by-the-owner key for the USB-a slot.

FYI, if you purchase this model, anticipate ALL of your flash drives going missing from your office.