Ebay: Wi-Fi Speed Spray

[risc]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5791782530

Now I've seen it all! That is just too funny!

 

[mad jew]

Classic!

 

[ITASOR]

Esto es muy malo. No trabaja. Me engañan!" -Toraidio Smith, Tijuana

The customers LOVE it alright!

EDIT: Translation by ITASOR himself: This is very bad. It does not work. They deceived me!

 

[brepublican]

The customers LOVE it alright!

Is it just me or does it seem that the Smiths are the only ones who love this product?

 

[iDM]

I trust this guy because he at least looks like a scientist

 

[iDM]

But if you look at the math it makes sense

 

[PlaceofDis]

comedy at it's finest

 

[brepublican]

I trust this guy because he at least looks like a scientist

HAHAHA. Are you serious?

Thats the phoniest looking 'scientist' since Dr Dolittle. He could be the janitor scrubbing sinks in my Physics lab for all I know...

But thats not to say I dont trust him... I'd let him operate on this girl at school that I dont particularly get along with

 

[ITASOR]

Is it just me or does it seem that the Smiths are the only ones who love this product?

The "T. Smiths" at that! Except the Spanish one. ¡Él piensa que es malo!

 

[mikemodena]

Contains 99% water, 1% secret ingredient.

 

[ITASOR]

Contains 99% water, 1% secret ingredient.

Haha yeah I noticed that too. Hmm secret ingredient=hot water?

 

[CanadaRAM]

Haha yeah I noticed that too. Hmm secret ingredient=hot water?

Close... hot air

 

[dmw007]

Hmm...I could definitely use a bottle of that.

Too bad that the auction ended.

 

[dmw007]

Close... hot air

Try 100% hot air.

 

[CoMpX]

Are these people serious or is it supposed to be a joke? I think it's a joke because the Spanish conplement isn't really a complement, the ingredients are, well...you know. And the math is just stupid.

EDIT. I must be dumb....just carefully look at all the details on his auction...like the peoples names. It's definetly a joke. I can't believe I didn't get that!

 

[martin1000]

I've actually got an unlimited supply at home if anyone wants to buy some from me...

 

[kwajo.com]

"Do not use near electrical appliances, as any liquid can cause problems in excess."


I think while it seems like afunny joke, it's actually a product, you know one of those joke gifts for someone that has everything. You usually find these things at the mall, you know, fake pills, wallet inspector card, and that sort of thing. The comments might even be real, the pissed off spanish guy probably bought it expecting it to be real, not knowing it was a novelty gift lol

 

[jdechko]

Contains 99% water, 1% secret ingredient.

Nah, Im sure its 99% water, 1% pure BS. Its probably the newest ebay scam.

 

[JonMaker]

The sad thing is that this stuff probably sells.

 

[20rogersc]

Haha

I was too late to get my bid in

Hopefully it will come up again soon. I trust the Smiths with their comments.

::20ROGERSC::

 

[dmw007]

I've actually got an unlimited supply at home if anyone wants to buy some from me...

Whats the price per gallon?

 

[dcv]

Very good indeed

I particularly like the "Actual results may vary" small print underneath the before and after pictures!

 

[iDM]

What I've always wondered is, if they sell any of this product even if people think they are joking or whatever, does the high bidder have to pay/seller provide the product described??

 

[reberto]

There is a new auction of that for sale. 3 people have bid on it. I just want to meet the dumbasses who actually bid on it!

 

[.Andy]

Batteries not included, (none required).

That part gave me a chuckle . Hats off to the guy(s) who did this.