El chupacabra is taking over ... RUSSIA!

[katie ta achoo]

linky doo

For the first time in history, the mysterious Puerto-Rican Chupacabra vampire has been spotted in Russia.

Seems my little pet is making his way around the world.

Finally, eyewitness descriptions match the traditional description of the Chupacabra, said to resemble a kangaroo and a dog with huge teeth.

I know my chupacabra was invented by the Cuban government, but how do you think el chupacabra (I call him "choopie") got to a rural Russian village?

answer: I let choopie use my frequent flier miles.

How do you feel about el chupacabra? Cuban urban legend gone wrong or perhaps.. something more?

 

[peterparker]

I know my chupacabra was invented by the Cuban government, but how do you think el chupacabra (I call him "choopie") got to a rural Russian village?

Choopie may have been smuggled in as part of some sucky communist goat for crab swap operation. Stranger things have happened.

How do you feel about el chupacabra? Cuban urban legend gone wrong or perhaps.. something more?

Can't he be both?

 

[OnceUGoMac]

Russia obviously needs better border security. I'm gonna start a group called the Cossaks and we gonna have some vigilante justice!

 

[katie ta achoo]

Choopie may have been smuggled in as part of some sucky communist goat for crab swap operation.

I have heard of ol' choopie talking about going to Australia next...

Russia obviously needs better border security. I'm gonna start a group called the Cossaks and we gonna have some vigilante justice!

If you see a lady chupacabra (la chupacabra), don't hurt her! Detain her please... El Chupacabra (Choopie) gets lonely. He is the only chupacabra we know.

 

[mad jew]

I have heard of ol' choopie talking about going to Australia next...

Thanks for the warning. I'll get my anti-choopie hacksaw warmed up.

 

[Airforce]

How do you feel about el chupacabra? Cuban urban legend gone wrong or perhaps.. something more?

Urban legend gone wrong. I saw a documentary on it not too long ago. Hardly believable after the facts are checked.

 

[DZ/015]

Thanks for the warning. I'll get my anti-choopie hacksaw warmed up.

You might want to place the carrier pigeons on alert as well.

 

[peterparker]

I have heard of ol' choopie talking about going to Australia next...

WTF mate! Its a chupacanguro!

 

[katie ta achoo]

Urban legend gone wrong. I saw a documentary on it not too long ago. Hardly believable after the facts are checked.

Or did they make up that they made up the chupacabra, just to put minds at ease?

Stranger things have happened..

Thanks for the warning. I'll get my anti-choopie hacksaw warmed up.

Everyone's against him tonight.
I hear he tastes good with a nice dry wine. I'm sure you have one in your stellar cellar.
(I like to rhyme.)

 

[mad jew]

Everyone's against him tonight.
I hear he tastes good with a nice dry wine. I'm sure you have one in your stellar cellar.
(I like to rhyme.)

Natural enemies, what can I say.

 

[Chundles]

Roo + Red = Yummo.

Katie, if your precious pet doesn't come back to you, would you take comfort in knowing that it's death made a bunch of hungry and thirsty people happy?

 

[Jaffa Cake]

If you see a lady chupacabra (la chupacabra), don't hurt her! Detain her please... El Chupacabra (Choopie) gets lonely. He is the only chupacabra we know.

If it is one of the (exceedingly rare) Lesser-Spotted Russian Chupacabrovs, be warned that they're very, very hairy to combat the bleak Russian winters. Your little Chupacabra might find it a bit off putting, to be honest.

 

[katie ta achoo]

If it is one of the (exceedingly rare) Lesser-Spotted Russian Chupacabrovs, be warned that they're very, very hairy to combat the bleak Russian winters. Your little Chupacabra might find it a bit off putting, to be honest.

El chupabacra knows how to wax.
Thats how he keeps his face so sleek and smooth and aerodynamic, so he can pounce on his prey quickly.

 

[pknz]

I though El Chupacabra was the thing that if you looked at its eyes, killed you or something. Should really pay more attention when friends read those UFO/Aliens/Unexplained type books...

 

[AliensAreFuzzy]

"Hey Grif, chupa-thingy, how 'bout that? I like it. It's got a ring to it."

 

[mikemodena]

Haha!

 

[jaysmith]

I though El Chupacabra was the thing that if you looked at its eyes, killed you or something. Should really pay more attention when friends read those UFO/Aliens/Unexplained type books...

nah thts the mexican staring-chupacabra, a southern kin.

did anyone read the headlines below the article? seriously, thats comedy you just can't write.

 

[katie ta achoo]

I though El Chupacabra was the thing that if you looked at its eyes, killed you or something. Should really pay more attention when friends read those UFO/Aliens/Unexplained type books...

No, chupacabra kills goats.
Chupa -suck
cabra- goat

He sucks the blood of goats.

If you look at Medusa, you turn to stone.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I though El Chupacabra was the thing that if you looked at its eyes, killed you or something. Should really pay more attention when friends read those UFO/Aliens/Unexplained type books...

You might be thinking of the Cockatrice or the Basilisk – a couple of mythological beasties that can kill you with a glance.

I reckon katie's El Chupacabra would whoop them both in a fight, however.

 

[dmw007]

Such terrible news about the escaped El Chupacabra katie!

Any news on what the death count has risen to at present?