Please remember now you're under oath.
Do you deny affiliation with a group that pays a yearly contribution to this site for expanded privileges and abilities that incude?
- optional user titles
- a secret handshake
- education in the dark arts of mac rumor generation and proliferation
- an ad free user experience
- the ability to communicate with nature
- an authentic and working voodoo doll of opposing tech company CEO's
- access to a private forum
- an annual convention that culminates in the sacrifice of a tech virgin
- secret training that will enable you to identify and defeat the much feared forum troll
- the materials needed to constuct a shrine within your home to which you will bow multipe times daily and pray/recite the oath of forum devotion
- knowledge of the 3 secret mottoes of membership
and finally...
- an autographed picture of arn
I will only ask one more time sir. DO YOU DENY THESE CLEARLY PRESENTED FACTS!!