Engrish at its best

[sparkyodom2005]

I saw a Google ad with engrish in it and clicked on it. I was greatly amused.

In the "Improved disadvantages" section:

Boldly speaking, this ulock SIM card now truely realized & represented the signification, functionality and simple-using function of its existing.

For more laughs go to:
http://shopkami.com/component/virtuemart/?page=shop.product_details&category_id=84&flypage=flypage-ask.tpl&product_id=1909

 

[leekohler]

This is good too.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-...=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234987140&sr=8-3

 

[Aea]

This is good too.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-...=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234987140&sr=8-3

This is 100x better then OP

 

[jonbravo77]

One word "Strategery"

 

[noaccess]

A few more examples.

This is good too.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-...=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234987140&sr=8-3

Uhm... wow...

 

[leekohler]

A few more examples.

Uhm... wow...

Oh- it's for real. Some co-workers bought it for me- asian co-workers. The book is hilarious.

 

[noaccess]

I bet . Been going through some customer reviews, and after seeing this quote

"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."
That line doesn't make any sense, but it's pretty great. Sometimes I like to open the book up to random pages and read passages for a good laugh. Enjoy!

I'm thinking of ordering it

 

[Sesshi]

For me, the bar is still set by this.

 

[followme]

Go to engrish.com.

You can find such classics as "For toilet, turn around towards your behind."

 

[wvuwhat]

OHHHH, Herrow.

 

[QuarterSwede]

This is good too.

http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-...=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1234987140&sr=8-3

That has to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time. The reviews alone are "priceress!"

 

[benflick]

I was on eBay a few weeks back and stumbled upon the page that has the related searches and it was saying all of the engrish versions of bluetooth. "Ble toot" lol.