Anyways, my responses (1982, so I guess I'm "old"

):
1) who, who, who, he wasn't, who, who, who, who, and what?
2) what?
3) "Always" is relative. Although my first memories of a conflict are of the Gulf War, I am quite aware that they have not been a "problem" for eternity. In fact, they kinda faded away as a "problem" during Clinton's tenure (yes, they were still there, but nobody thought about it, at least, nobody I knew)
4) I guess there has been a mass extinction of Mac users (or those who are less fortunate). That said, for me, this is relatively true...
5) How many 18 year olds pay that much attention to salad dressing? I just found out about it this year, though I did know about his "other" ventures

...
6) um, who?
7) I always kind of thought of Bert and Ernie as ageless...
8) Because everybody has guns and nobody has cars, right?
9) ???? What are they supposed to look like? Little green men with laser guns?
10) The WHAT?
11) Uh, well, *I* surely don't remember being tested for AIDS as a kid....I doubt THAT much has changed in three years.
12) Caught me on this one, I do remember, from VERY early childhood, signs that included both Leaded and Unleaded gasoline. That said, of course, I don't remember a time with no unleaded gasoline...
13) who?
14) I am with the "Didnt know, didn't care" crowd...but I guess a "fact" is a "fact", just like, if you were born before 1985, then you have to be older than 19.
15) who and who?
16) i. WTF is "being fuelish"???? If it's what I think, its not very punny, and I don't see how its not true (darn gasguzzlers).
ii. Look, I grew up with parents that always had cars that cost <$1000, so it wouldn't matter WHAT decade I was born in, my family wouldn't have one.
iii. SUV's haven't been mainstream for THAT long, sorry...
17) Only when I....oops, wrong forum

(for those who don't know this one, it's the "This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs" PSA)
18) uh...ok, a what, and why would I do it?
19) Mr. 1985, meet my iMac, iMac meet Mr 1985...
20) wow...I guess 1985'ers have some pretty nice funding, since I've only had a laptop for a couple years....
21) Riiiiiiiiiight, I'll keep telling myself that when one drives past me.
22) i. um, a TELEGRAM? are we talking 1985 or 1885?
ii. A long distance phone call....well...not sure on this, but I think it depends more on who calls...
iii. A fax. OK, whose parents have a fax machine....*hears a cricket chirp*
23) OK, are they saying what we "know" or what we have experienced. Do I know the Osmonds have a talk show? Yes. Have I ever watched it? No. Do I know that they were on a very popular tv show as children? Yes. Have I ever watched it? No.
24) ok...
25) Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
26) 3-point shots from WHERE? I guess my ignorance could be due to the fact that I have NEVER WATCHED PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL...
27) um, well, what did you expect them to do? Clone themselves?
28) There are many stores that STILL don't have scanners, actually. But as for major, big box (Safeway, Albertsons, etc) grocery stores, I can't remember going into one that didnt have a scanner...
29) have they? (in my lifetime, that is, of course I know they used jeeps before that) Not really something I ever cared about...
30) the what?
31) never looked that close...
32) WOW....I've only had a pin # for 3 years....
33) Store:1 Government: 0
34) Again, not something I ever knew about until quite recently, so I have no idea whether or not it was around. What I do know is that AFFORDABLE it is not...
35) I guess...
36) uh, the who? I thought he was a rapper?
37) blah
38) That is, if you live in that area, and have had ample opportunity to fly on airplanes...
39) REALLY? AWESOME...I'll make sure to walk in naked next time...
40) blah
41) OK, who stole the Xerox machine from the 7/11...
42) too young to remember when he wasn't, but again, blah...
43) Fly much?
44) As others have said, aren't many yuppies ex-hippies?
45) and?
46) or a Beatles song...
47) Um....okay.....
48) Oh yes, they're just everywhere!

I actually do remember reading about their "invasion"...but I have yet to see one...
49) I guess
50) who?