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Kermit the frog

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May 30, 2007
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Atlanta, GA
I have this problem every year...but this year I'm really short on cash. She isn't your average girly girl...she is more of a tomboy. She plays sports and is a total outdoors nut. I have about 30-50 to get her something. I'm thinking of something special yet not particularly expensive. I have 2 days.
 
How about outdoor BBQ with enough friends over to play soccer or touch football?

I do not know where you live but for that price here you can rent two kayaks for a day: have picnic on secluded island or beach.
Maybe if you are good catch your own dinner, roasted over open fire...
 
As you're walking down the street, pay a random guy to run up, punch her in the face and try to steal her purse. Then, being the strong and manly frog you are, jump out from behind a tree, punch the guy you paid, retrieve the purse and save the day. Nothing says love like being a hero. Obviously for this to work you'll have to surreptitiously pay the random. If she sees this bit the whole thing could fall through.
 
Massage gift certificate. It's easy and girls love those.

Lame for birthday gift from YOUR FIANCE though.

Think a bit harder Kermit. You'll figure something out. Try to make it personal or unique to her.

And sometimes it's the experience that counts. Low on cash? Make her a really nice dinner and spend the $40 on great wine. That's better than a certifiate if you put in the effort and make it a night she'll remember.

If not, I second mad jew's idea.
 
Hot lingerie! $50 will buy a gorgeous bra and matching pair of panties, in a nice gift box. (And Victoria's Secret has their Semi-Annual Sale going on right now, hint, hint!).

Even if she's a tomboy she might like you to turn her into a supermodel...

Other than that: Make her favorite things -- all the things she secretly dreams about, the house with the picket fence, the climb to the top of Mount Everest, the Skydive, the Porsche, or whatever it might be -- out of that clay that hardens in the oven, in lots of strong colors. I always used to say to my ex-bf "I want an elephant for my birthday!", "I want a humongous ornamental plastic donut to put on top of our roof for my birthday!", and all kinds of silly things, and he remembered ALL of those things and made each and every one for me out of colored clay! And it was the best birthday gift I ever got, while it probably cost him <$10. This was 10+ years ago and I still move those clay things with me whenever I move to a new place, 3 boyfriends later and all.

So be creative, and give her what would make her the most happy!
 
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