Gonna need a bigger Bingo sheet...Other ones you need:
- 2GB RAM
- Can't upgrade RAM/HDD
- People referring to Samsung as Samdung/Samsuck/Samesuck
- iOS/OS X DP1 software is running poorly/ruined my device
- Android apologists
- Apple apologists
- God-tier edited photograph by AngerDanger
- Lost poster looking for a J-Type 327 Nubian
- "Steve would never have done this"
- Bring back Scott Forstall
- Jony Ive's tragic weight gain
- Tim Cook meeting people means Apple aren't doing any development
- Apple is doomed
- "It's happening"
- Random MacRumours newbie who claims he has 50,000 Apple shares, and is selling them because the latest keynote wasn't up to scratch
- Bendgate
- Displaygate
- Radeongate
- TouchIDgate
- Scratchgate
- Watchgate
- OS X Updategate
- Gategate
Please make suggestions for other boxes, I scraped some of these together. Mark what you find.