Free Apple Watch!

[bbeagle]

I just got this email today:

http://cruises.hornblower.com/summer-hbny.html

Step aboard and experience an event setting like no other. To sweeten the pot, we are offering an exciting summer promotion with a free bar upgrade + get an Apple Watch™ when you book a private charter by June 14, 2015.

Don't miss out on this fabulous offer!

My comments: The only person that can book a private charter is someone rich. So, someone rich is using company money to get a free Apple Watch. That's the way things work in this world.

 

[mattopotamus]

welcome to planet earth.

If you send me $5,000 cash, I will write you a check for $8,000.

 

[Subdiv]

I just wrote to Tim Cook about this. I expect a call from Executive Relations any minute now.

 

[Arran]

Oh dang! I only clicked on this hoping to discover the one weird trick.

Turns out it was serious.

 

[bushido]

i was ready to hit the report as spam button but thats actually hilarious.

Apple:

Free Apple Watch with a yacht charter trip

Samsung:

Buy an Samsung TV and u get a free Tablet

 

[noobinator]

Bmw dealership here gives you a free ipad Mini if you buy a new car. What a deal!

 

[Rob198612]

Bmw dealership here gives you a free iOS Mini if you buy a new car. What a deal!

honda dealership here gives you an iPad air with any new car

 

[bunnicula]

You have to book an entire cruise full of people to get that deal.

LOL.

Never mind that the only time I've been on a Chunkblower (for this is how they make me feel) cruise was in the SF Bay last fall and it wasn't worth an Apple Watch.

Maybe an Edition. Ok. I could stand the lounge lizard emcee and the nausea plus airline-quality food for an Edition.