To get some of the oiliness off, I boiled the gluten in water. Somewhere around the internets, it said to blanch it. I managed to burn myself dropping it into the water.. Ow!
I was going to adapt a recipe for Kung Pao Chicken, but then it was too spicy, so I used the sweet and sour stuff instead.
And ya, I'm lazy so I used the little packets of seasoning. One day when I'm not half asleep, I will learn how to make "real" sauce.

First, I wilted a bunch of the bok choy, salted it up some, and cooked the broccoli.
I smushed up a buncha garlic and sautéed it with the green onions.
I mixed the sauce and let the fried gluten marinate in that for a while. I then cooked the stuff with the sauce and mixed all of it together and put it on rice...

It was pretty good.
I'm definitely gonna learn how to use this stuff more tastily.
Thanks y'all!! If anyone else has recipes or tips for it, I'll go on another gastric adventure.
