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This website is great for a good laugh. Nice article too!
One of myfriends is an English teacher. One of her students used the Onion for his research report, not knowing what the Onion was really about!
 
Well done, Onion!

The Onion has been hit-or-miss lately, but this article was pretty darn good. For me, the money quote:

"Microsoft spokesperson Sarah Machen insisted that the problem was not her company's fault, and that it likely resulted from low memory, a fragmented disk, or perhaps an outdated video card. A press release issued by the software giant also advised televisions users to avoid quickly switching back and forth between programs to prevent any future crashes."
 
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