Well done, Onion!
The Onion has been hit-or-miss lately, but this article was pretty darn good. For me, the money quote:
"Microsoft spokesperson Sarah Machen insisted that the problem was not her company's fault, and that it likely resulted from low memory, a fragmented disk, or perhaps an outdated video card. A press release issued by the software giant also advised televisions users to avoid quickly switching back and forth between programs to prevent any future crashes."