I don't know if this was posted before, but it's absolutely hilarious! This moron is completely drunk and something is wrong with his iPhone (my guess, SIM issues since it ill only let him call 911.... which he does repeatedly!!)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/drunk-belligerent-man-calls-911-about-his-broken
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/drunk-belligerent-man-calls-911-about-his-broken