Funny jokes from the mouth of a kindergartener:

[Certificate of Excellence]

So my middle kiddo is becoming quite the jokester. I thought I’d share some of his jokes he likes and shared at Thanksgiving - he did a little skit for the grandparents.

Q: What do you call a three humped camel?
A pregnant camel!

Q: Why did the student bring the ladder to school?
They wanted to get into High school!

Q: what do you call a tall Dad?
Daddy long legs!

Q: What does a lamb drive?
A LAMB-borghini!

Q: What do you call an alligator with a vest on?
An in-vest-i-GATOR!

Q what does you call a lazy skeleton?
Lazy-bones!

Q: What does the panda eat for Halloween?
Bam-BOOOOOO!



Feel free to add any that you know. My son is always adding to his repertoire.

 

[Gregg2]

I exchange jokes, riddles, and guesses from my granddaughters in Google Chat. They are presently 7 and 9 years old. My source material comes from a joke book for kids from the library. Such as:

Q: Who is the Gorilla's favorite President?
Ape-raham Lincoln

Q: How do you know which cow is the best dancer?
It's the one with the most moo-ves.

Q: Why aren't baby chicks funny?
They tell cheep jokes.

Q: What is the chimp's favorite month?
Ape-ril

 

[Certificate of Excellence]

Love it

The cow joke made me laugh out loud

 

[KaliYoni]

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;-)

 

[Gregg2]

Love it

The cow joke made me laugh out loud

My granddaughter guessed "The one who likes salsa." That made me laugh out loud too. I told her I liked her answer better!

 

[Gregg2]

I've got a whole book full of 'em…

Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like. It can't hear you!

Q: Which reptile likes telling jokes?
A stand-up chameleon.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A parrot.
A parrot, who?
A parrot, who?

Q: What's the scariest flower in the jungle?
A tiger lily.

Q: What do sloths like to read?
Snooze-papers.

Q: Why are gorillas so bad at telling stories?
They have no tales.