So my middle kiddo is becoming quite the jokester. I thought I’d share some of his jokes he likes and shared at Thanksgiving - he did a little skit for the grandparents.
Q: What do you call a three humped camel?
A pregnant camel!
Q: Why did the student bring the ladder to school?
They wanted to get into High school!
Q: what do you call a tall Dad?
Daddy long legs!
Q: What does a lamb drive?
A LAMB-borghini!
Q: What do you call an alligator with a vest on?
An in-vest-i-GATOR!
Q what does you call a lazy skeleton?
Lazy-bones!
Q: What does the panda eat for Halloween?
Bam-BOOOOOO!
Feel free to add any that you know. My son is always adding to his repertoire.
Q: What do you call a three humped camel?
A pregnant camel!
Q: Why did the student bring the ladder to school?
They wanted to get into High school!
Q: what do you call a tall Dad?
Daddy long legs!
Q: What does a lamb drive?
A LAMB-borghini!
Q: What do you call an alligator with a vest on?
An in-vest-i-GATOR!
Q what does you call a lazy skeleton?
Lazy-bones!
Q: What does the panda eat for Halloween?
Bam-BOOOOOO!
Feel free to add any that you know. My son is always adding to his repertoire.