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Has anyone else heard this yet? The Hoffs latest song, and it's a little embarrassing.

Judge for yourselves.

Especially the bit where he flips. My expression really was just O_O
 
Applespider said:
Um... at least he knows how to take the piss out of himself? :cool:

Now was the girls' line at the beginning...

I know you're gay?
or
I know your game?
:confused: ;)

I thought I had heard something along the lines of "I know you're a dirty old man with a car instead of a penis", but that may have been the voice in my head...;)

That was excellent. The Hoff never fails to amuse.
 
That was hot.

I'd get in his car.

...so is that a real video? The effects are crap (but cute) and I can't see himself making fun of himself like that... Unless he can, which makes him Coooooooool.

I LOVE THE HOFF!

Hey.. so I have a hoffy joke...
David Hasslehoff calls his agent, and says "Man.. I need to be cooler.. connect with the younger crowd, yea... I wanna change my name to 'the hoff'. That'll be awesome"
and his agent says "alright David, no hassle!"

:D:D:D hahahahahahaha!
 
I thought they said "gay" as well.

Hasselhoff won't stop making a fool of himself. He is really into green screen special effects. I guess he is amazed with them so uses them constantly like old people and powerpoints that put in effects ever where not knowing how stupid they are. Then again, Hasselhoff is 54 years old. I think he looked like a pervert that was going to rape those girls.

I think those girls were too young for him by at least 30 years.
 
Im pretty sure it was game.

Ugh hes just too old. It had slight humorours undertones.
 
2nyRiggz said:
What the hell....

That was what I was thinking as well, and I'm, a really big fan of Knight Rider.

That video was just horrible, I hope it was a joke but I have a feeling it wasn't. He was sitting on the right side of the car, so he most likely shot it in Europe somewhere, thats probably why I think its so weird becuase I'm more used to U.S. culture.
 
Lau said:
I thought I had heard something along the lines of "I know you're a dirty old man with a car instead of a penis", but that may have been the voice in my head...;)
LOL.

As to the comment that someone said about 30 years age difference, it is surprising to see how many marriages/relationships are that way these days.

...whatever works. Life is too short.
 
Between this and that stupid "reality" show he does with Brandy and that other wanker, I'd say "the hoff" really needs to call it quits, accept that he is old news, and stop beating the dead horse that is his career.

EDIT: Come to think of it, the same goes for Brandy, too. :rolleyes:
 
Well, if his singing career fails, he has always got "America's Got Talent" to fall back on. Oh, wait... :rolleyes:
 
ham_man said:
Well, if his singing career fails, he has always got "America's Got Talent" to fall back on. Oh, wait... :rolleyes:
Yeah, I'd love to see how well he'd do on that show as a contestant, because.. well, he's just so multi-talented and all. :p
 
I don't understand "America's Got Talent". How do you pick the final winner- you can't compare someone that arches with their feet to someone that does some other totally random act. I love how they pretty much let everyone through to the next round. I also love Hasselhoff's reaction to everything- I love impersonating him.


Edit: After pondering Oksana Bauil on "Master of Champions" is even worse than Hasselhoff. She is just stupid and never knows what to say. When she does say something it is unknowingly mean or unrelated.
 
a hot cup of hofffee? *lol* did he direct that himself? those green screen segments are a pain. another peecee user trying to be creative.

but there is one thing i think is positive, the music is poppy. market it right, it could even be a hit.
 
Jedi128 said:
That was what I was thinking as well, and I'm, a really big fan of Knight Rider.

That video was just horrible, I hope it was a joke but I have a feeling it wasn't. He was sitting on the right side of the car, so he most likely shot it in Europe somewhere, thats probably why I think its so weird becuase I'm more used to U.S. culture.

It's all Australian. The bit where the girl sings "don't get smart" or whatever, the "smart" bit sounds so aussy. and it's Sony Australia so :)

this song was in my dreams last night :eek: especially that "I know your gaaame" but. curse you Macrumor people!
 
redAPPLE said:
a hot cup of hofffee? *lol* did he direct that himself? those green screen segments are a pain. another peecee user trying to be creative.

but there is one thing i think is positive, the music is poppy. market it right, it could even be a hit.

I believe the Hoff is going the cheap green screen route on purpose - a throw back to the cheap effects in his 1993 video which he often jokes about.

If he would have made this video with top-notch effects, it would be taken too seriously and entirely ruin it. He's only doing it because it is hillarious and due to his 1993 video being so popular on the net right now.
 
You guys should stop Hassling the "Hoff" about his lame music videos. He doesn't know any better. You think he would have learned after his "Hooked on a Feeling" music video, but I guess not.
 
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