This is a killer live blog! I will be staying on this one.
This had me on the floor laughing:
"I wonder how Steve Jobs prepares for these things. Rehearsing? Making an underling rehearse for him? Staying up all night watching random collegehumor videos? Ironing his jeans? Ironing his underwear? Ironing his skin? Eating three bags of Doritos? Trying on pants suits? Shadow boxing? Re-installing Office 2008? Renewing his subscription to Field & Stream? Baking a cake? Baking an erotic cake? Shooting silver nano-particles into his bloodstream? Yelling at his neighbors? Driving to 7-11 in a riding lawnmower? Punching a dog in the face? Punching a baby in the face? Punching a baby dog in the face?"
Available Friday: fixes lots of bugs. Significantly improved battery life, fewer call drops, crashing problems, increased speed for iTunes backups and various other fixes.