I started typing "why are americans" into Google, and the first search suggestion is surprisingly irrelevant. Needless to say I laughed. Anyone have other funny ones?
on that question: Probably because Google is a global company and 300 million people here vs. 8 billion people worldwide world wide takes priority. Even if they are having problems with roughly 5 to 6 billion of them in China. Chances are this one may wind up in PRSI so brace yourself for the move.
It's a f**cking dragon! A f**cking magical, fire-f**cking-breathing man-eater! How else are you supposed to react? Pet it and give it some kibble? It breathes f**cking fire!