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For comparative purposes, can we have some cold tits? It's a bit nippy in the air, I'm sure that'll perk them up no end. How was the warming applied? Is this a hands on science project?
 
Ya I was fooled, although I did wonder what they meant and how they found out.
 
I, of course, recognized at once that the Tit is a member of the Paridae family, and thus closely related to the Titmice and Chickadees, the Great Tit being seen in Great Britain along with it's genus brother, the Blue Tit.

yeah, right... :D
 
You fellas should see my hooters.
 

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As I was once told by a colleague, some tits are greater than others.

And let's not forget the peckers.
 

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Did she like my giant pink erection then? It looked stiff enough to do the job.

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I also saw a giant pink minger in South London, rumoured to be getting a shafting soon. I certainly wouldn't go into that hole.

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About like the movie, "Transformers" The mother yelling at the Sector 7 men as they walked across the lawn and landscaping, ""Get your hands off my bush"
 
Mmm that's a nice bit of tail.

Back to the bird theme, I saw a rather extreme spread eagle:

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My girlfriend also treated me to a swift one here, in the more adult sense of the word:

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I meant a quick drink of course. What on earth were you thinking?:eek:
 
This is the funniest post I have read in a long time haha oh man what gold

any woman out there wanna see my 1, 2 stroke?

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