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h0e0h

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Aug 30, 2004
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West Monroe, Louisiana
**Insert Back story here**
So I work for a consumer electronics retailer, a locally owned mom-and-pop shop. We currently employ 250 people and were looking for an edge over the growing market, specifically with rumors of Best Buy/Circuit City coming to town. 16 months ago my sales manager approached me with a project. He told me to find the most exciting new product line that could put us, our store image, and our selection head and shoulders above the competition. I had the perfect product in mind, the newly redesigned Apple line up with Intel Core 2 Duo processors. I began researching, preparing presentations, and writing proposals. If you've never been in a situation to try to become an Apple retailer, its NOT an easy process. 4 business proposals later, in October I received a letter in the mail at work. It was the greatest news I'd heard since I started with this company. On Apple letterhead a stated that our company (Basic - "Your Best Buy" Inc.) had been selected as an Authorized Apple Reseller. In December the product began arriving. Also recently Best Buy elected to move to our local market. Their store will be opening in June, so to retaliate our company has designed a state-of-the-art Technology Sales Center consisting of 1800 sq. ft. of Apple, HP, Toshiba, and Acer laptops and desktops, accessories, GPS units, Digital Cameras and other various small electronics. My prudence paid off and I was recently promoted to Technology Sales and Service manager.

**End Back Story**

So now, my boss basically told me to stay on top of the (new to him, very familiar to me) Apple product market and the issues average customers face. My new responsibilities have removed me from the sales floor to an office setting, a 5 day regular work week (no more working retail hours), a guaranteed salary plus department incentives, and best of all... I get paid to order and maintain the most exciting product on the market today. I am virtually getting paid to surf MacRumors from 8-6 every day. This is literally the greatest job for a recent college graduate I've ever heard of!

I write all of that to ask, anyone else in a similar situation where they're virtually getting paid to surf MR?

(sorry for length)
 
I write all of that to ask, anyone else in a similar situation where they're virtually getting paid to surf MR?
Does it count if you're really getting paid to do another job, but find yourself surfing MR during the time which you should be doing that other job? That'd be me. ;)

Congrats on your situation. Sounds very awesome. :)
 
What, the answer is no longer "porn star" or whatever Hugh Hefner does (eg: feeling boobies, getting breast fed, slapping asses for fun, laughing maniacally)?


That's when you know you've grown up.
 
What, the answer is no longer "porn star" or whatever Hugh Hefner does (eg: feeling boobies, getting breast fed, slapping asses for fun, laughing maniacally)?


That's when you know you've grown up.

heh, I think Hef's title should be Executive Director of Porn Research and Development... but I still have a great job
 
What, the answer is no longer "porn star" or whatever Hugh Hefner does (eg: feeling boobies, getting breast fed, slapping asses for fun, laughing maniacally)?


That's when you know you've grown up.

Or lost hope/perspective.

I still hold out for a tech support/AV gig at a mac-centric Strip Club...call me a dreamer.
 
**** youre lucky im sooo jealous… good read there. i hope your store hoes well.

What, the answer is no longer "porn star" or whatever Hugh Hefner does (eg: feeling boobies, getting breast fed, slapping asses for fun, laughing maniacally)?


That's when you know you've grown up.

haha ive seen so many threads over the years titled "best job" and pornstar, professional booby feeler, Hugh Hefner's job + others have all been mentioned. while it would be awesome to do these it will never happen and is a teenager fantasy.

this job is however plausible as h0e0h has just found out.
 
Nice! Thats like many car dealers these days pay people to browse brand-specific forums, such a sweet job!
 
Wow... sounds like a great job! So what do you do with the information on potential issues? Pass them on to the retail staff?

Keep climbing the corporate ladder!:p
 
So what do you do with the information on potential issues? Pass them on to the retail staff?

Most of the information is passed along, things like 10.5.3 update and probs some people are having with it, problems with certain peripherals and apps that are not Mac friendly or problematic, etc.

I also use a lot of the information to increase our competitive advantage. I surf around a lot looking at what products people are raving about/hating to look into getting them to sell for the store; things like backpacks, printers, sleeves, cleaning products, etc.
 
8-6 everyday on macrumors alone sounds excessive. Get an RSS aggregator, add feeds from appleInsider/gizmodo/slashdot/digg/Gigaom/Daringfireball, set check interval to 5 mins and you are set :D. I wish I could get a job to surf pr0n though :mad:
 
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