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New England Journal of Medicine
PRESENTS:

Pinworms chillin' in a guy's colon.

Wiggle wiggle. Wiggle wiggle.

According to studies, between 30-80% of American children get pinworm infestations.

Yours could be next. Look for them at bedtime, wiggling out of your child's butthole to lay itchy eggs on their pajamas, sheets, pillow, mattress... and you.


http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/354/13/e12/DC1
 
I was told the best way to find out if you have that, is to put duct tape over your butthole when you sleep, and when you wake up there will be worms stuck to it because they'll try to get out at night. Yep. Learned that on Oprah.

Thank you Dr. Oz!
 
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