Have you ever Googlismed your name?!

[Lau]

If we're Googling names, we should be Googlisming also, I think....

According to that, I am the graphic designer, apparently. Rock!

However, you get far more results if you type in, say, your first name, so in that spirit I used "Lau" and got:

lau is also a german surname
lau is a cradle robber??
lau is discussing
lau is
lau is profoundly attracted to older men
lau is a shocking change
lau is the stylish and suave dance instructor
lau is one of the best singers in hong kong
lau is a follower of the lord
lau is the man
lau is profoundly attracted to older men
lau is talking english
lau is prepared by hand
lau is the eldest daughter of the 7th generation eagle claw late grandmaster lau fat mang
lau is especially suited for those applications where workstations are frequently relocated or added to the network
lau is available in different versions
lau is a good one
lau is all we need
lau is part of a michigan
lau is onto something
lau is nevertheless best known for his charismatic portrayals of a remarkably wide range of operatic roles
lau is more of an old school action choreographer
lau is not only one of the most articulate and strident voices in the hong kong political arena fighting for democracy
lau is one of the best singer in hong kong
lau is sent to shanghai in the 1920s to quell the rampant opium smuggling
lau is in malaysia and i'd like people to know that this woman is not trustworthy and that anyone trading with her should beware
lau is from the long surprise published by texas review press
lau is determined by many congruent and interdependent forces
lau is dead? 20/07/2002
lau is a lowly young triad member who falls in love with a good rural girl
lau is the lodger from hell with his temper and his demands
lau is a happy rabbit
lau is not really a 'people' person
lau is a real fighter and he earned his first pot of gold from real estate and owned several other businesses including chain video stores before

 

[Chundles]

If we're Googling names, we should be Googlisming also, I think....

According to that, I am the graphic designer, apparently. Rock!

However, you get far more results if you type in, say, your first name, so in that spirit I used "Lau" and got:

Ever make up a silly word and put it on your blog hoping that it's the only instance of it on the net?

Like shoostingkonkovitches?

Or wanglebanglefrooglebaum?

 

[dcv]

i typed in my first name and it said:

... is widely respected
... is a wonderful young lady
... is the one who seeks answers
... is great because not only can she act but she is the most beautiful woman in the whole world
... is the coolest person and she is so pretty too
... is an incredible source of knowledge

apparently i'm also 6 years old, dying, a fabulous singer, from Madrid but currently residing in Manhatten ... and a ventriloquist with a twist!!

 

[killuminati]

The first thing that came up said i'm easy! LOL

 

[yellow]

yellow is red or green
yellow is pink is blue

yellow is still the new yellow

That's more like it.

 

[Lyle]

lyle is no ordinary crocodile
lyle is a lovable crocodile who lives in an apartment with his human family in new york city
lyle is loved by his human family
lyle is the "quiet" one in the family
lyle is the most human and most humane of the bunch

lyle is definitely the brains of this operation

 

[Gizmotoy]

Ha!

jason is god
jason is alive
jason is the happiest he has ever been in his life
jason is judging my camera work
jason is alive? jason is in
jason is awesome

I think someone has a crush on me...

 

[emw]

Hmmm...

"emw is my largest and most complex project ever"

I suppose that's true, since I could consider my "life" on MacRumors as a project...

 

[Zmmyt]

my favs:

... is home
... is god and all
... is addictive
... is all about
... is a free

whats my name?

... is vice president of empirix
... is president of reta security
... is also a missionary with a south african christian organization

 

[clayj]

My Googlism was extensive... here are the highlights:

clay is good (this one was listed SEVERAL times!)
clay is too dry
clay is the man (listed a few times)
clay is alive
clay is challenging age
clay is so 20th century
clay is an excellent building material
clay is my life
clay is muted green in color
clay is very flexible
clay is a man
clay is thrown in the center of the wheel
clay is back in all his gritty glory
clay is a great healer
clay is hazardous
clay is open
clay is another matter
clay is downrange
clay is not particularly partial to pie
clay is talking
clay is back
clay is here to stay
clay is fun

 

[stoid]

apple is what?

apple is still in the black
apple is worming its way into corporate it
apple is the leader in k
apple is 'undisputed leader in multimedia field'
apple is global brand of the year
apple is back
apple is nifty
apple is terug
apple is better place to go
apple is better
apple is reclaiming the education market
apple is a "good guy
apple is the leader in the
apple is stalking its way
apple is a safe stock
apple is teh win
apple is sweeter
apple is worming its
apple is delicious
apple is big on rizzi
apple is working
apple is the no
apple is looking for a few good writers and
apple is looking for a
apple is officially #2 in education market
apple is reclaiming the classroom
apple is on the ball
apple is a cull
apple is back in the saddle at seybold
apple is gross
apple is showing good business sense
apple is related to its
apple is an apple
apple is set to unveil
apple is now a free download
apple is good for the pear
apple is letting the cat out of the bag at 10
apple is begonnen met verzending entreekaarten expo
apple is no
apple is the
apple is a nice target
apple is polished again
apple is called "nature's toothbrush" because it helps clean
apple is a screenarts work of art
apple is their
apple is number one in us & worldwide education
apple is that? riverbank cottages
apple is on to something
apple is one of only two major pc companies that's still making money during this slump
apple is good for the industry
apple is hoping that the technology will find its way into other peripherals and devices
apple is 'undisputed leader in multimedia field' by dennis sellers
apple is global brand of the year by dennis sellers
apple is alleging that video encoding firm sorenson broke its contract with apple by licensing quicktime technology to macromedia
apple is now promising that unlike the pc
apple is back #98124 http
apple is the domino
apple is exciting
apple is terug kan steve jobs big brother microsoft opnieuw verslaan?
apple is now listing a 5
apple is nice
apple is better chris orcutt 05/21/99 when hard
apple is doing right
apple is a "good guy
apple is the leader in the educational market by staff industry research firm idc has issued a report stating that apple is the
apple is stalking its way into corporate it by stephan somogyi
apple is not your friend
apple is a leader
apple is making money from open source software
apple is saving its new flat
apple is one of the largest providers of educational technology in the world today and has over 20 years of experience in creating new technologies
apple is equal
apple is looking for a few good writers and programmers
apple is now easier than ever
apple is top 5 online e
apple is reclaiming the classroom jobs & co
apple is on the ball this afternoon apple came out with a security update for apache
apple is making their presence known by jared weisfeld
apple is back in the saddle at seybold september 2
apple is related to its browning disorder
apple is
apple is dedicated to creating user
apple is focusing too much on gee
apple is set to unveil apple is set to unveil
apple is its name
apple is now the big cheese
apple is good for the pear thursday
apple is begonnen met verzending entreekaarten expo 13
apple is sweet for the rest of us by jackai
apple is the fourth head coach in the 23
apple is lovely
apple is polished again wall street wasn't terribly impressed with apple's latest earnings
apple is doing a lot of things right
apple is streamlining
apple is called "nature's toothbrush" because it helps clean the teeth and massage the gums
apple is a home daycare located in columbus
apple is stolen
apple is their oyster
apple is in great shape
apple is number one in us & worldwide education markets
apple is that? abas
apple is pulling
apple is a huge company
apple is a lousy lover
apple is #1
apple is a company

 

[stoid]

microsoft is what?

microsoft is wary of open source
microsoft is exhibiting at linuxworld expo
microsoft is vulnerable
microsoft is calling you
microsoft is a good
microsoft is building new monopolies
microsoft is committed to competition
microsoft is immoral
microsoft is no monopoly
microsoft is guilty
microsoft is plain crazy
microsoft is broadening java's scope
microsoft is serious about
microsoft is back
microsoft is more
microsoft is glued to the tube
microsoft is going to decline the unemployment rate
microsoft is huge and getting bigger
microsoft is going to have to do better
microsoft is forced to turn over price information from its sales
microsoft is fighting the wrong battle
microsoft is a big deal
microsoft is doing right and wrong with biztalk
microsoft is not an ogre
microsoft is victim of 'denial of service' hack attack
microsoft is losing its grip
microsoft is a dinosaur
microsoft is a monopoly
microsoft is serious about security
microsoft is in the crm game
microsoft is forced
microsoft is so desperate
microsoft is stupid
microsoft is exhibiting at
microsoft is my muse by carol wells
microsoft is losing to linux in china
microsoft is history
microsoft is snubbed for rival
microsoft is going down
microsoft is building a global monopoly
microsoft is wary of open source by stephen shankland and joe wilcox staff writers
microsoft is pushing its proprietary windows media technologies and its pending successor
microsoft is right
microsoft is exhibiting at linuxworld expo what is microsoft's long
microsoft is vulnerable by anthony b
microsoft is calling you lab rat
microsoft is bullish on wi
microsoft is a good citizen
microsoft is a good citizen by john carroll special to zdnet july 25
microsoft is building new monopolies may 1
microsoft is committed to competition november 5
microsoft is using its own legal defeat to hurt java by robert x
microsoft is successful
microsoft is immoral tonya harding approach to competition is anti
microsoft is bad
microsoft is now accelerating
microsoft is ahead because their products are superior
microsoft is going
microsoft is plain crazy by rich karlgaard rich karlgaard finds fargo
microsoft is all talk about
microsoft is working to incorporate the well known
microsoft is plain crazy tuesday september 3
microsoft is a little late in the game
microsoft is serious about windows
microsoft is
microsoft is back enrique r
microsoft is more david than goliath
microsoft is the current undisputed fierce reigning king of the dinosaur world
microsoft is huge and getting bigger jon allen
microsoft is going to have to do better doug ferguson
microsoft is ordered to turn over source code to its windows 95
microsoft is forced to turn over price information from its sales and oem databases
microsoft is a threat to freedom
microsoft is fighting the wrong battle the company is losing its antitrust case ? but only because it is afraid to assert its moral right to defeat its
microsoft is pleased to announce the availability of our internal technical training courses to mvps in europe
microsoft is how to convince the skeptics that palladium
microsoft is losing to linux in the general embedded market a number of market studies
microsoft is doing something that is bad for software users
microsoft is a bargain at 39x earnings?
microsoft is set to steamroll crm space
microsoft is not an ogre "standard oil is a good example of how the us justice department protected consumers against mon
microsoft is dead
microsoft is making life difficult says german asp
microsoft is trying to carve its way into and dominate an entirely new market that it
microsoft is the net's biggest bugger by
microsoft is victim of 'denial of service' hack attack by james niccolai and ashlee vance january 26
microsoft is serious about security one executive talks about the software giant's efforts to keep all of its web services safe and secure
microsoft is evil
microsoft is guilty as charged
microsoft is a cat and linux is a dog
microsoft is plenty of punishment
microsoft is forced to issue ssl patch for ie
microsoft is so desperate to fold internet explorer into windows 98 by robert x
microsoft is exhibiting at linuxworld by joe barr
microsoft is my muse
microsoft is history>
microsoft is competitive
microsoft is superfluous after all
microsoft is wary of open source joe wilcox
microsoft is an evil company
microsoft is already two companies
microsoft is making this connection
microsoft is grand larceny
microsoft is filling out
microsoft is snubbed for rival software firm
microsoft is already branching out to new lower margin or lower volume products

 

[emw]

Linux

Linux is...?

linux is for bitches
linux is a free premium linux operating system
linux is going down
linux is easy
linux is top threat
linux is served
linux is closing in on unix
linux is obsolete
linux is not for you lg #46
linux is better here lg #45
linux is giving microsoft a
linux is picking up some big buddies
linux is right for you?
linux is the future
linux is as strategic as windows
linux is out of this world
linux is not free
linux is their biggest
linux is succeeding
linux is less expensive than windows
linux is on the move
linux is ready to party
linux is a threat to nt
linux is like a chinese peasant uprising
linux is freedom endeavor
linux is not immune
linux is not a thing of
linux is not unix
linux is looking good
linux is for losers
linux is all we need
linux is for you
linux is a premium linux
linux is not red hat
linux is here to stay
linux is reaching a critical turning point as the microsoft saga
linux is released
linux is for real
linux is dead
linux isn't the problem
linux is a premium linux os
linux is not on the desktop
linux is going down by michelle delio
linux is a completely free piece of software started by linus torvalds and supported by thousands of programmers worldwide
linux is one of the most important strategic platforms for fujitsu
linux is communism by
linux is a cancer" by thomas c greene in washington posted
linux is not in the public domain
linux is top threat to windows january 10
linux is served it was the freedom
linux is the kernel
linux is a registered trademark of linus torvalds
linux is not for you
linux is better here
linux is obsolete date
linux is just like rap music
linux is a clone of the operating system unix
linux is giving microsoft a migraine
linux is picking up some big buddies now that the upstart operating system has ibm's blessing
linux is an operating system
linux is the os of the future in telecom"
linux is open source
linux is here to stay as a viable technology
linux is as strategic as windows lisa dicarlo
linux is a remarkably complete operating system
linux is here
linux is frozen posted under general by chuck mead on friday august 16 2002 @ 01
linux is definitely not for small businesses
linux is not free on linux vs microsoft
linux is a healer in medical industry
linux is their biggest threats
linux is succeeding gary burt
linux is 2002's "best linux distribution"
linux is too much
linux is free like a puppy
linux is a securable operating system
linux is unproven?
linux is ready to party by mary jo foley special to cnet news
linux is a threat to nt halloween document the latest and most telling of a number of linux
linux is like a chinese peasant uprising when the oppressed recognize their suffering
linux is being promoted by ibm
linux is not immune to iloveyou
linux is better than windows because
linux is based on kondara linux
linux is everywhere
linux is not powering oracle databases yet
linux is in the forecast for weather
linux is not seen as a threat to the work the bsa is doing
linux is not a thing of value

 

[dubbz]

"Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about dubbz yet."

 

[efoto]

...is shown here in the uniform tunic of the preobrazhenskii regiment
...is in an institution now because he can be a danger to society
...is oblivious to the jealousy of others toward his family's riches
...is among the best comedy/illusionists in the world today and you can have him at your next "world beating" event
...is bad for sarah
...is extremely sick as you probably already know
...is the ultimate french guy
...is best remembered for his role as the sheriff of nottingham in "robin of sherwood"
...is going and has carpool room
...is the nazi informant who has supplied the war department's intelligence network
...is as ingenius as possible
...is turned sideways; you are viewing his right side
...is more than just another blackbelt in karate
...is unconscious

I am pretty damn cool for being unconscious. I love my life

I pasted everything I found completely accurate or simply hilarious. You can be the judges as to what is what.

 

[emw]

I no longer like "googlism"

macrumors is not for you
macrumors is a apple forum/community that i have been a part of since november 2001
macrumors is the internet's premiere mac news site offering very interesting marketing opportunities for apple/macintosh
macrumors is reporting that the apple 15" lcd display is discontinued
macrumors is beginning to get all high
macrumors is speculating what come for mwny 2002 will be something close to your post
macrumors is a more popular site for rumors with a great forum section
macrumors is using php and claims to have trained squirrels managing the submission process
macrumors is counting the time until macworld expo new york

 

[Vader]

Googlism for: vader

vader is the baddest; mgm hits bottom
vader is niet overleden
vader is zo gek nog niet
vader is erger dan incest
vader is meer ontwikkeld dan
vader is on his way to speed up construction here
vader is my friend
vader is een wolkenman
vader is back
vader is de vijand van de
vader is al maanden erg ziek en zit in een welbekende
vader is born review by brad king
vader is born review by brad king 9
vader is better
vader is clearly a type of antichrist
vader is van het kindje waar alle roddelbladen over 'roddelen'? geplaatst op
vader is back to posting on dsi
vader is meer ontwikkeld dan die van de moeder
vader is born
vader is een foto van een man van 41 ik zie iets van een glimlach dat warmte doet vermoeden
vader is a moron
vader is zo gek nog niet uitgeverij standaard
vader is tegelijkertijd buiten en in ons
vader is the best
vader is my friend anti
vader is?
vader is een wolkenman claudia van der sluis
vader is sap in rotj
vader is ver en naby ons
vader is mishandeld
vader is nog gekker
vader is losing his mind
vader is ervandoor en hertrouwd; moeder kan het grote gezin niet onderhouden
vader is forced to employ bounty hunters to track down han solo
vader is back mark lewis
vader is cona beau
vader is ywe houkes geb 1674 te drachten
vader is de vijand van de fantasie
vader is the strongest on 5/31/2002 2
vader is wat alles geskep het en vandag nog onderhou
vader is renate's vriend
vader is dierenarts en ik vind het geweldig dat hij altijd voor de
vader is on the north
vader is one of the numerous carved grotesques on the cathedral
vader is al maanden erg ziek en zit in een welbekende medisch molen
vader is second only to the emperor in his strength with the dark side
vader is van de driejarige peuter
vader is 'n ander
vader is de beste en de leukste mijn vader
vader is een leugenaar
vader is qanjer
vader is cupido
vader is in mij
vader is not only precise in his respectful handling of the dangerous sith lord's austerity
vader is? door
vader is tunar en moeder is gerda
vader is de zweedse reu 'kamp
vader is a very small community with about 490 citizens
vader is flavor of the millennium reuters before the hoopla begins for the new star wars movie
vader is your father
vader is a fictional character in the star wars universe
vader is de biologische verwekker van het kind
vader is
vader is zoon
vader is meer dan ik" johannes 14
vader is an overwriting
vader is bekend en het kind heeft vanaf de geboortedatum zijn achternaam
vader is a master of that mystical entity known as the force
vader is one of the most
vader is de beste en de leukste
vader is going to lose his memory
vader is een sterke man mijn vader is een sterke man
vader is only a student
vader is the dark side of anakin personified
vader is going down
vader is doing well
vader is pretty scene specific
vader is on major life
vader is een opeens een stuk serieuzer
vader is houdini
vader is herwin van haink
vader is no exception
vader is a top of the line 32 foot custom aluminum cabin boat with your comfort
vader is schrijver en haar moeder is psychologe
vader is a cyborg
vader is getting higher and higher as both
vader is gebeurt
vader is a little different from lod though
vader is 12 jaar minder dan het dubbel van de leeftijd van mijn jongste broer
vader is a tangibly evil symbol of emperor palpatine's doctrine
vader is groter dan ik
vader is heilzaam voor zijn kinderen èn zijn partner
vader is een sterke man
vader is currently back in japan

It didn't know anything about my real name.

 

[Lacero]

Googlism for: lacero

lacero is peaking through the cast iron gate at the fire

//does this mean i'm going to Hell?

 

[emw]

//does this mean i'm going to Hell?

Only if God is an English teacher. One doesn't peak through a gate, one peeks through it. (Yes, I know you didn't spell this, it came from Google )

 

[plinden]

Apparently, I am both "approximately 201" and "approximately 2548"

 

[Flowbee]

"Flowbee is responsible for mullets the world over"

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Go on then, I'll play...

jaffa cake is classified as a cake but the british government is attempting to get it reclassified as a biscuit
jaffa cake is a simple biscuit
jaffa cake is never enough
jaffa cake is a sort of biscuit
jaffa cake is a miniture spongecake
jaffa cake is a cake or a biscuit
jaffa cake is relevant to people involved in the legal case
jaffa cake is a small spongy biscuit with orange flavoured jelly on it and topped with a layer of chocolate
jaffa cake is with you
jaffa cake is a delectable special occasion cake that delivers a subtle blend of chocolate and orange flavours
jaffa cake is a biscuit
jaffa cake is known for offering some of the cheapest drinks in town
jaffa cake is hehe it makes me sick if i have too much man coz its so sweet
jaffa cake is a chocolate biscuit / cake hybrid
jaffa cake is a sponge biscuit
jaffa cake is just that
jaffa cake is really a biscuit
jaffa cake is fab tho
jaffa cake is sven's secret weapon
jaffa cake is now a holy relic? it really is there too
jaffa cake is in any way superior to the kit kat
jaffa cake is worse than killing his character
jaffa cake is right underneath a big castle and the club itself is either new
jaffa cake is it's got a squidgey orangey bit
jaffa cake is not a cake but a biscuit according to their criteria? if they could work out how
jaffa cake is swallowed
jaffa cake is ranked 21 and has played for 16m in 14 days real name
jaffa cake is sold out yet? and
jaffa cake is sold out yet? try the fringe office

So, mainly the old cake or biscuit debate then, but...

jaffa cake is sven's secret weapon
I may seem a little old to be picking up my first cap, but I'm all ready for Saturday should you need me, Mr Eriksson.

 

[efoto]

Googlism for: lacero

lacero is peaking through the cast iron gate at the fire

//does this mean i'm going to Hell?

You needed a googlism on your name to figure that out?

I'll see you there, no worries as you won't be alone. There are plenty of bad people in the world to keep you and I company

 

[emw]

Apparently, I am both "approximately 201" and "approximately 2548"

Perhaps "approximately" means "within 1174 units" and you actually are 1374.5

 

[Greencardman]

Well, I'm apparently eating babies, a microsoft developer in Calgary, and "available to share the testimony of how god miraculously delivered him from pornography addiction and sexual perversion with your church or other group."

Hmmm.... ....