Help with Name Suggestions

[Kardashian]

Hey People!

We need help with some name suggestions.

Surname choices are: Jagger or Kardashian.

We were thinking Joshua Jagger? Kristofer Kardashian?

Not really set on any first names - just something original and hip. Not the typical Thomas or Jones or Smith.

Any suggestions appreciated

 

[mkrishnan]

So, erm... you're having a son? Where do the three surnames come from? You're totally indifferent to which one you choose as long as it sounds hip with the name?

Omoshiroi tokoro....

 

[SLC Flyfishing]

We were in the same boat as you (son on the way and not happy with the mainstream names) we chose Dane and we're very happy with it.

SLC

 

[Kardashian]

We were in the same boat as you (son on the way and not happy with the mainstream names) we chose Dane and we're very happy with it.

SLC

Thats a really super name. I like it.

I've become fond of Jay or Jayden Jagger.

 

[Melrose]

So, erm... you're having a son? Where do the three surnames come from? You're totally indifferent to which one you choose as long as it sounds hip with the name?

Omoshiroi tokoro....

I believe he is writing a killer novel and needs a catchy name for the hero and nemesis, respectively.

Dane is a good name, but I feel it's a bit 'popular' right now and might fade in five years. I like names like Kieran, Christian, Blair - timeless yet cool sounding names that have been around for a while.

m2c..

 

[iJohnHenry]

Let us know if you're married to the concept of alliteration.

It will help with useless suggestions.

 

[SDLSteve]

Go to the Social Security websites and they give the top 100 names of each decade.

 

[Kardashian]

Love the name Blair, but it would seem pretty crappy as a first name in a British accent.

In American? Love it.

Whay.

I've decided on Joshua Aleksander Kardashian.

 

[iJohnHenry]

i hope he has a strong writing hand.

 

[Kardashian]

i hope he has a strong writing hand.

Oh, he does.

 

[mkrishnan]

Oh, good, thank god no real child is going to be named Jayden Jagger as the outcome of this process.

 

[iBlue]

What or who are you naming?

 

[Abstract]

Jayden Jagger would have been the name of his new trendy clothing line.

Instead, he's going with the name Joshua Aleksander Kardashian, and he's going to sell expensive minimalist furniture aimed at mid-30s hipsters who have "feng shui'ed" their apartment and wear $70 organic yoga pants to lounge around their hyper-relaxing home, eating diet yoghurt because they think it won't make their asses look fat(ter).

 

[Kardashian]

Jayden Jagger would have been the name of his new trendy clothing line.

Instead, he's going with the name Joshua Aleksander Kardashian, and he's going to sell expensive minimalist furniture aimed at mid-30s hipsters who have "feng shui'ed" their apartment and wear $70 organic yoga pants to lounge around their hyper-relaxing home, eating diet yoghurt because they think it won't make their asses look fat(ter).

Haha. How funny. I actually laughed out loud.

 

[velocityg4]

Nothing could be manlier than "Helm Hammerhand".

 

[Decrepit]

Nothing could be manlier than "Helm Hammerhand".

Wrong.

Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle is manlier. Helm Hammerhand could be a bride's maid.

And of course, both of those names pale in comparison to Lemmy Kilmister.

 

[iJohnHenry]

Along those lines, I always liked Sledge Hammer.

 

[Abstract]

Edward Penishands.

Don't let him stab you.

 

[SamIchi]

Optimus Prime, and for your next kid Megatron. Do it!

 

[Melrose]

Edward Penishands.

Don't let him stab you.

I had a similar thought... alas, only you could put into words