HELP Your Best Graphic Design Joke

[nfocus design]

Okay, I am going to advertise my graphic design business on the back glass of my vehicle. I am working on the design and then I'll get one of those full window graphics. Anyway, I was thinking about putting a graphic design joke on there too. Something to give the person sitting behind me in traffic a little chuckle. Nothing insulting to graphic designers or their customers. Something that you don't have to be a graphic designer to get either. Anyone have any ideas? Here is one I've found that was pretty cute.

Two fonts walk into a bar, the bartender says “we don't serve your type here.” So they called the serif.

 

[marykay9507]

ok, i apologize in advance for how bad this is....

What is the favorite bathroom appliance of a graphic designer? The toilet - because you can make things flush

 

[nfocus design]

ok, i apologize in advance for how bad this is....

What is the favorite bathroom appliance of a graphic designer? The toilet - because you can make things flush

I actually like that one, but not for sure if I'd want it on my car.

 

[shecky]

Q: how many graphic designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?





A: does it have to be a lightbulb?

(anyone who went to design school would get that immediately)

 

[nfocus design]

Q: how many graphic designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?





A: does it have to be a lightbulb?

(anyone who went to design school would get that immediately)

Yes, but again, it has to be something the layperson would understand. I have seen several jokes, but nothing that makes me laugh out loud. Well, a few did, but someone who isn't in the business might not get it. Maybe I am asking for too much.

 

[Stampyhead]

Q: how many graphic designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?





A: does it have to be a lightbulb?

(anyone who went to design school would get that immediately)

I thought that one was pretty funny.

 

[Sesshi]

I think any designer who sticks design jokes to the back of their vehicle is probably prone to regular deployments of Comic Sans.

 

[shecky]

I think any designer who sticks design jokes to the back of their vehicle is probably prone to regular deployments of Comic Sans.

aaaaand we have a winner.

 

[sowillo14]

I think any designer who sticks design jokes to the back of their vehicle is probably prone to regular deployments of Comic Sans.

That was a good one^^

 

[nfocus design]

I think any designer who sticks design jokes to the back of their vehicle is probably prone to regular deployments of Comic Sans.