You'd still have to go to the police station to get a police report. Not exactly difficult to leave your login details with them when you're there, or change the email which receives the reports to the officer's (or temporary) email address.
Depends how you look at it. Undercover is a one-time $50 charge, while Prey is a monthly $5 charge. You can stick with the free plan and get the paid version if your computer gets stolen. Then revert back to the free plan if the computer is found or if you decide that it's gone for good.
Prey is only more expensive once you get your computer stolen more than 10 times.
If you really want to get technical, Prey's basic $5/month plan covers 3 devices (including phones and tablets), while Undercover's $50 one-time fee only covers 1 computer. $60 for 5 devices I think?
I am aware that Orbicule will give you a refund if they can't get your computer back though, which is something that Prey do not offer.
Yes, that's what I said- the only major feature I can find that Prey doesn't have is the faux hardware failure feature.
I'm not sure why you found it necessary to bold the finders fee part- Orbicule is not paying that finders fee, it's just telling you that you have the choice of adding that part as an incentive for the computer to be returned.
With Prey, you can show a message of your choice on the computer's screen, and yes, you can use text-to-speech to make your message get spoken too.
(the text in the box is editable to whatever you desire- that's just the sample text they put in there as a guideline)
Of course you're free to choose whatever program suits you the best. There's no need to justify it to me or anything like that.
Sorry if I'm missing something, but I don't see how Witness would prevent your computer from being stolen. It's basically a CCTV system with motion detection from what I can tell.
It would definitely help with thief identification though.