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An armed man was foiled in his attempt to rob a Bolton chip shop when the owner's partner threw a hot bowl of mushy peas at him, a court has heard.

Kieran Naylor, 21, of Monks Lane, Breightmet, hit the owner of the Breightmet Lucky Supper Bar with a hammer in September 2006.

Bolton Crown Court heard how he slipped on the peas that landed on the floor.

He was given a three year prison sentence after pleading guilty to assault with intent to commit robbery.

The couple, who are both in their 60s, were serving two regular customers at the chip shop when the attempted robbery took place.

Burns

Naylor, who was wearing a mask, tried to hit the owner several times, with the hammer. Two blows landed on his head.

After he fell on the peas, Naylor tried to open the till, but the couple threw a pan of boiling water at him and he ran from the shop.

Naylor suffered burns to his arm, chest and neck.

In addition to the three year prison sentence, he was also given six months to run concurrently for breaching an Anti Social Behaviour Order (ASBO).

- BBC


This story needs a good punchline/pun headline.
 
I bet that if this happened in the US then the robber would sue the owner for throwing water and peas...
 
I bet that if this happened in the US then the robber would sue the owner for throwing water and peas...

Im surprised that being in England he wasnt let off because of the 'trauma' caused by him being attacked by two pensioners.
 
I bet that if this happened in the US then the robber would sue the owner for throwing water and peas...

Something like that has happened, though I don't believe the person won, considering the extenuating circumstances. The law does seem to protect the criminals well, though.

As many times as I've seen cans of mushy peas, I wondered if they had a good use and now I know that they do.
 
Honestly, I really do think that would happen.:( The US sucks...

Yeah, originally I thought the story was funny. But after reading this/ thinking about it, it's actually very sad that it could happen. I just love reading some of the frivolous lawsuits, but at they same time, I hang my head in shame.
 
If this had happened in America the couple would have been packing heat and the thug would have taken a few to the chest...not that peas won't do in a pinch.:eek:

In the U.S., the robber would have been packing heat instead of a hammer. Somebody was supposed to end up dead here. Scalded -- ha! You Brits just don't get firearms, do you? ;)

Anyhow, I thought the British had given up on mushy peas and had started eating vegetables that retain some of their actual nutritional value. Or is it the weaponized value of mushy peas that keeps on them on the British diet?
 
In the U.S., the robber would have been packing heat instead of a hammer. Somebody was supposed to end up dead here. Scalded -- ha! You Brits just don't get firearms, do you? ;)

Anyhow, I thought the British had given up on mushy peas and had started eating vegetables that retain some of their actual nutritional value. Or is it the weaponized value of mushy peas that keeps on them on the British diet?


No mushy peas!?!

:eek:

What else are we to eat with our pork faggots?
 
In the U.S., the robber would have been packing heat instead of a hammer. Somebody was supposed to end up dead here. Scalded -- ha! You Brits just don't get firearms, do you? ;)

Anyhow, I thought the British had given up on mushy peas and had started eating vegetables that retain some of their actual nutritional value. Or is it the weaponized value of mushy peas that keeps on them on the British diet?

I think they should be glad they don't "get" firearms...though I wouldn't have felt sorry for the hammer-man had he been plugged...The weird bit to me is that the the old man was hit twice on the head with a hammer and was apparently not seriously injured. Maybe it was one of those big clown hammers that honks when you beat someone with it...:rolleyes:

Well, I guess they've shown how dangerous hot mushy peas could be...maybe the grocery store should do a background check before selling them. We need to legislate against dangerous hot vegetables! :p

Or perhaps there should be classes on How to Defend Yourself Against Fresh Fruit... And Mushy Peas. :D
 

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I think they should be glad they don't "get" firearms...though I wouldn't have felt sorry for the hammer-man had he been plugged...The weird bit to me is that the the old man was hit twice on the head with a hammer and was apparently not seriously injured. Maybe it was one of those big clown hammers that honks when you beat someone with it...:rolleyes:

Well, I guess they've shown how dangerous hot mushy peas could be...maybe the grocery store should do a background check before selling them. We need to legislate against dangerous hot vegetables! :p

Or perhaps there should be classes on How to Defend Yourself Against Fresh Fruit... And Mushy Peas. :D

But without a gun, 16-ton weight, or tiger, what would they do? :confused:
 
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