How about something that's not politics?

[King Cobra]

Hospital For Sick Fish Established In Capital

http://www.brudirect.com/DailyInfo/News/Archive/Mar03/220303/nite03.htm

A hospital for sick fish has been set up in the Brunei capital.

An ornamental fish establishment in Kiulap is offering to treat sick fish, which will be "hospitalised" until they get better.

Ilufah Aquarium & Trading Co has several aquariums ready to treat sick fish for a "reasonable" consultation fee.

 

[G4scott]

weird... How do you treat fish? I guess some people adore their slimy pets so much, they only want the best for them...

 

[NavyIntel007]

mouth to gill resuscitation...

 

[Mr. Anderson]

"He added the likelihood of a disease outbreak occurring to a fish can be reduced by feeding the fish with a good diet, maintaining stable water quality, carrying out regular water changes, using appropriate aquarium decoration to allow sufficient hiding places for fish and ensuring all aquarium inhabitants to be compatible with one another."

This sort of make sense for almost any animal or person.....I always prefer rooms with sufficient hiding places

I wonder if they've got a Ornamental Fish Pet Therapist/Psychologist on staff.....

D

 

[Roger1]

What do you do if their heart stops? Use those electric paddle things, like they do on ER? Wouldn't you smoosh them if you tried to manually pump their heart?

 

[King Cobra]

>Wouldn't you smoosh them if you tried to manually pump their heart?

That would be Jimmy Houston's job. And he usually kisses bass.

 

[Roger1]

Who's Jimmy Houston?
And is that "kiss bass" or "kick bass"?

 

[King Cobra]

This would be Jimmy Houston.

And I do mean "kiss bass". Take a look.